Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[house_of_cane]

If that's the case, I'd seriously question their sexuality. Seriously, have you seen you?

A few minutes pass

I'll get a cab. Should I schedule a time or should I head over now?

[insistingly]

Me too.

You can say it to me. As many times as you want.

[msadler]

thank you, I'm flattered.

I've got the room booked, I can meet you there in about 30 minutes?

[endlesswar]

yawn loudly if you love me.

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/ | OTA

[bossymaster]

[rockpaperpedal]

Crystal!

Will get and send stuff elsewhere. Hypothetically.

[insistingly]

[ Caleb grins at that, nearly laughing but okay, if Frank wants that...

He yawns loudly, stretching his body out like some lazy cat to make it seem convincing to anyone else. The soldier from across the way told Caleb to 'shut the fuck up, page' and Caleb responded with a simple 'suck my dick, benji'. ]

[tsunverde]

You know those kind of pictures could end up anywhere once you send them out.

Not that I'm worried about you. Just that it could reflect poorly on the team.

[house_of_cane]

I think I can manage that. Assuming you can navigate New Jersey traffic okay.

[endlesswar]

[A ways a way, Frank rubs his close shaven head and allows a laugh at the banter.]

Benji of all people? Hold on a little longer, I'll take care of you.

[rockpaperpedal]

Anyone else said that, I'd be offended.

[msadler]

I have a hired driver. I will see you soon, Doctor House.

Irene will be waiting outside of the address, in a sleekly tailored black dress and heels. She's left her hair down, letting it fall in waves around her shoulders.

[insistingly]

[ He grins at the text, ]

Be honest: it would be the only way to shut him up.

But it's your mouth I want. Your hands on me. How long are you gonna keep making me wait?

[endlesswar]

Your nice thick dick might be the ticket. Who would have believed?

if we can just be alone for five minutes.

[warpedtour]

( no, it's not too much. except, it also kind of is a little much? but, it's over text so everything's fine. )

might not want to give an offer like that

[insistingly]

I'm insulted you think I'll be done in five minutes.

[endlesswar]

oh. i'm sorry.

six minutes.

[scarlethour]

As well as I can
And you?

[house_of_cane]

Just outside his projected time window, his cab pulls up to the club, and after paying the driver, he steps out, trying not to look too pleased with seeing her there.

"Shouldn't have tipped that Taxi so much. I wanted him to hurry getting here. Guess I misjudged my timing."

He's not dressed particularly nicely, but he is at least dressed at all. He smiles at her and nods toward the door, steeping up to her and offering her his arm. "Shall we?"

[insistingly]

[ frank u sonofa good woman ]

Whatever you say, Mr. 3 minutes

[endlesswar]

you blame me and not your great deep throat skills?

[insistingly]

I'd be more willing to accept my riding skills as being that good. Milking you for all your worth.

[endlesswar]

[Fuck now he's thinking about it.]

i'll give you that. always taking me in deep, no matter how hard and fast we go at it your ass is always tight for me.

...five minutes if i eat you out after

[msadler]

Irene doesn't mind a little wait, not when she's waiting for someone who actually interests her.

"I'll remember punctuality is not your strong suit." She gives a bit of a smirk as she slips her arm into his. She leads them through the main door then to the right where a corridor lays with several doora, each a deep rich red.

"We're number three" the door when open reveals what could believably be an exam room in any medical facility, just with a bit more kink. Along with standard equipment there are a few crops and floggers, and the table has bondage straps attached.

[insistingly]

You're the first guy that's ever wanted to eat me out.

Whether it's your tongue or dick, I love feeling you inside me. It's like you're apart of me.