Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[amest]

after you fell asleep obviously.

[ DUH ]

[invariances]

[ up for a canon rey? or do you prefer an au thing? ]

rey | star wars

[invariances]

[ m/f for shipping; misfires, bring it on! ]

[dr_laundryagent]

If only I could get a nice handful of those buns of yours.

wanda maximoff ✖︎ mcu

[hext]

Lois Lane | DC/Smallville

[loistheintrepid]

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

[ssrs]

huh
taking advantage of your sleeping junior...
senpai really has no shame ~

[2hellwiththe1stlaw]

OK so now that you're all settled into your bunk and we've got you on route back to Earth I just gotta say you are like...the most beautiful deadly looking badass I've ever met!

Seriously did you do all that work yourself because HAWT!

[To be fair Gaige didn't do a very good job of concealing her excitement when she and the vault hunters picked up Nebula and Tony in the first place. It's amazing she waited this long.]

[selectiveconscience]

Is this an emergency? Or is it the kind of social visit that doesn't require putting on a pair of pants?

Jessica Jones | Defenders | ota

[selectiveconscience]

jason todd ( dc )

[brute]

Oikawa Tooru | Haikyuu | m/m

[serveup]

[ahomine]

Look at the little guy.

So cute!

Got any more pics?

[insoulent]

I leave my body at school.

And honestly I don't need an excuse to kick you anymore.

[volleybald]

Because you meant to send it to whoever you're bangin.

You think I'm stupid?!?

[kittycap]

Yeah.

Why? You looking for recommendations?

Ooh, or maybe tips?

[clasificado]

and sell posters. i'm sure the adults who had one in their bedrooms didn't mind.

[amest]

ah I suppose you're right.

Will you do anything about it?

[kalashnikov]

i think it's pretty telling that those scratches you left on my back stuck around long enough for steve to notice.

[dontinteract]

i don't know.

tora said i should try one out.

This is a disaster thank you

[saltinourstars]

[...Really. That last one's not worth dignifying with a response.]

But where did I say that?

It seems you're the one projecting fantasies onto things.

oh my fucking god ajax

[danzan]

Is this a demonstration for pushing shit in the weird orifices or for the picture?

[danzan]

Those the offers on the table right now?