Gen texts!

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Arohaerd | D&D OC (

[sorcerised]

[barded]

I may have fucked up. There's a slight chance that I may have possibly fucked up.

[sorcerised]

That's not the most promising start to any conversation...

What happened?

[barded]

It's not the most promising end to my evening, either.

I think I accidentally joined a gang tonight. It's highly possible i may have accidentally volunteered to assist in a robbery.

[sorcerised]

What?

Wait no, forget about what. Let's start with how. How do you accidentally join a gang, Chance? Accidentally means, accidentally stubbing your toe. Or accidentally tripping over a log. Accidentally does not mean joining the criminal underworld.

[barded]

I'm going to say rather easily, since I've done it.

I was showing some of my many talents at the tavern, hoping to earn some coin. And these fine gentlemen were also hoping to earn some coin in a way that involves using my many skills to help commit a robbery. And you don't really say no to men with large clubs when you're outnumbered.

[sorcerised]

So they threatened you?

Are you still with them now? What do they want you to do, exactly?

[barded]

I'm with one. I've managed to convince the rest to wait for my signal elsewhere.

We're breaking into a rather nice home's treasury. Really, very nice. I'm supposed to impersonate a guard and get us in without problem.

[sorcerised]

Which of course you can easily do.

All right. Well presumably they won't think you have backup. What if I meet you at the house? Just because you can't raise the alarm doesn't mean I can't.

[barded]

And then both our asses end up being kicked?

No no. I'll just have to find a way to slip away.

[thunderproof]

A,

Going to Sundermount with C. for the day tomorrow. Would you and I. like to join us? There's good hunting there for them, and it's far enough from others that I've never had to worry about anyone seeing us. It's a nice change from the Gallows, for sure.

A

[sorcerised]

Really?

Oh, we absolutely would! She's been angry with me for days for not letting her out of that place. She's dying to stretch her wings.

So am I honestly. Leaving early?

[thunderproof]

Yes, C. gets grumpy when he's cooped up here for too long as well. It's the only home he's ever known, since his egg hatched here, but he knows it's a terrible place. I try to take him to the mountain as often as I can to make him feel better.

Around sunup, and we leave to come back to Kirkwall at sundown. I'll bring food for us; is there specific anything you'd like me to bring for you?

[sorcerised]

So he's never seen Faerun at all. Any part of it.

Someday he will. Where did his egg come from, by the way? There must be a story behind that.

And I'm very easy when it comes to food, honestly. Please don't go out of your way.

[thunderproof]

None. All he really knows is Kirkwall, and the only other dragon he knows is a fire-breathing drake with no wings. I felt terrible that he'd never have draconic company — bad enough most people here don't believe in friendly dragons, but to be so isolated as to never meet another of your kind... Forgive me for saying, Aro, but I'm so happy you and I. came through the rift.

It's... a long story. Short version is, I stopped my adventuring party from smashing it, and resolved to raise him as my own. I came through the rift not long after.

It's no trouble! There isn't much else I would be doing today other than picking up lunch for tomorrow. Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods?

[sorcerised]

Sweet, I suppose. I don't get them very often,
so they're a treat.

I'm glad that you're here too, you know. You and Charis. It's not every Elf would be as kind to me as you've been, and I appreciate it. I hope you know that.

[kairo]

Darling, sweetheart, light of my life, the heat in my cold...

My very lovely black leather boots, you know the set because it's the only set I own, have adorable teeth marks in them. And by adorable I mean you can see my, very sexy, feet when I put them on. Which loses the point of them providing cover, yes?

Could you, perhaps, inform your precious child that my possessions are not chew toys?

[sorcerised]

[ Oh.

Oh no.

Oh, he has to hide a smile. ]

Well, if you will leave your boots lying within her reach...

It's a compliment, really. She approves of your taste.

[kairo]

Darling, where else do boots belong if not on the floor or on my feet?

I'm flattered, really, but tell her I only want one person tasting me. Thank you.

[sorcerised]

How should I know? I have no manners at all.
Iessa probably gets that from me.

I'm sorry about your shoes. Perhaps I can mend them? I'm quite good at that.

[kairo]

That is one of your more charming qualities. It's only less charming from her because she destroys my clothes.

Are you? By all means. I'd be a fool to say no, though I'm often a fool.

[sorcerised]

I've never had any complaints. Of course my only previous customer is myself, but still!

At least it means Iessa likes you. I'd be far more worried if she didn't.

[kairo]

Is that a comment about masturbation?

[ He knows it isn't, he just likes any excuse to try and fluster Aro. ]

Would she eat me if she didn't?

[sorcerised]

[ What?! Aro feels his cheeks heat up. ]

No of course not, we were talking about mending shoes!!

At the moment I might let her. Honestly!

[kairo]

Masturbation is more fun to talk about, isn't it? 😈

Wouldn't you miss me if I was gone?