tfln.

[bananagrams]

( as if you don't already know how this works. get weird. )

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[coeurlianglaive]

Is it really the bed, or the person that's IN the bed with you...?

Your Majesty.

[warpstriking]

Little of column A, little of column B.

[At least he's honest about it.]

[coeurlianglaive]

But more of column B. Right?

[warpstriking]

Don't know. Is that why you and Aqua were late yesterday?

[coeurlianglaive]

[ Oh shit. The King noticed -- ]

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean, Your Majesty. We were training the new recruits yesterday.

[ Dodged that with flying warp colors. ]

[warpstriking]

Uh-huh. Sure. And my name's actually Noct Gar.

[He doesn't buy it, especially since Aqua's tells are far too obvious. Even Ignis noticed it.]

[coeurlianglaive]

It's true!

As true as when you try and tell Ignis that you ate the vegetables the night before.

Your Majesty.

[warpstriking]

Funny. Because when Ignis asked after you for Gladio, Aqua turned redder than a Leiden pepper.

Also I did eat them. Begrudgingly. Your argument is invalid, Nyx Ulric. ¯\_(⌣̯̀⌣́)_/¯

[coeurlianglaive]

[ Did the King of all Lucis just emote at him? ]

As I recall, King Noctis, you only ate them because Ignis kicked your ass in that duel you two had.

People turn red for all sorts of reasons. Like when a certain Shield mentions the fact a certain Prince gave an engagement ring to a certain Princess when he was thirteen.

[warpstriking]

[Yes. Yes he did, Nyx. Did you forget that the Lucian line was a lineage full of shitposters.]

A deal was a deal. And I don't recall ever denying it, Ulric. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

And here I was going to congratulate you both. She's a real winner, after all.

[coeurlianglaive]

[ King Regis was a bit more ... tactful with it. ]

Was part of the deal Prompto getting pictures so we could preserve your dignity for all generations to come?

On my honor as a Glaive, I'll make sure the next princesses and princes see it. (￣ー￣)ゞ

You usually congratulate someone after its public.

[warpstriking]

[The tact skips a generation.]

Nope. Go right ahead. [Noct, don't encourage him-] My lips are sealed. As are Ignis's.

[coeurlianglaive]

[ Or maybe the next eight generations at this rate.

How does one top this kid in shitposting? ]

Well, Your Majesty. Thank you for the kind words. Even if you've already told Prompto and Gladiolus about it.

It'll be the perfect lesson for them. Eat your beans so you can grow up and not have your ass handed to you like His Majesty did by his Advisor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[warpstriking]

I said nothing. Prompto just finds this shit out on his own. If photog wasn't his thing, I'd be surprised he wasn't writing articles on the side.

No idea about Gladio though.

Ugh, beans.

And those billboards were cheating. You can't tell me otherwise.

[coeurlianglaive]

Ugh. With that Dino guy?

Careful, your future prince or princess just might like beans.

From what I'm told? You're the one that warped onto them. I'd say that's just not being aware of your environment... with all due respects, Your Majesty.