DRINK UP

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IT'S A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEME IT'S TIME TO BE A PIRATE, NERDS. OR LIKE, A PIRATE HUNTER? OR TRY TO TURN PIRATES INTO HONEST MEN? LOOK, WORK WITH US HERE. Essentially this is where you can let loose all of your deep dark pirate desires while judged by both muppets and aliens so we mean best of all worlds, right? Be a pirate, sail the seas, steal shit. Be rich, get stolen from. Be the law, arrest some fucking pirates. Be a madam. We don't care. THE POINT IS, IF IT IS AT ALL TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO PIRATES? PLAY IT HERE. Even Space Pirates. • Top level your character. Include any details you might think are relevant. Or don't. As always, we're not the cops. • Reply to other people's top levels! • Have fun!