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Private Michael J. Caboose ([personal profile] ctrl_eff_you) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-09-17 11:34 pm

Jurassic Park AU Meme


CLEVER GIRL…
A Jurassic Park Alternate Universe Meme


Life always finds a way.

Somehow, some way, either you have made it into the Jurassic Park world or the dinosaurs have been brought to you. Whatever it is doesn’t matter, because now it’s a fight for survival. What will you do? Go run to the bathroom stall in the rain, or pull out the big guns and go hunting in the woods? Maybe shine a big light right into a T-Rex’s eye, because that always works out great for everyone involved.

Rules:

•Post with your character, name and heading in the subject along with any preferences.
•Choose from the scenarios and tag other characters using the RNG or pick your favorite.
•Tag around! Get your characters eaten by a velociraptor, shove their hands in piles of triceratops dung, whatever, just have fun.

Prompts:

1. What’d you think you were gonna see? Big iguanas?: This is awesome, this is great! A dinosaur theme park, open and available to the public, and hey! The tour is starting!

2. What are you, a little bird or something?: You’ve found yourself on an island off the map. There are RESTRICTED! signs overwhelmed by vegetation and overgrowth but they don’t specify why. Maybe there’s a building or town nearby to give you some directions.

3. Think of it as a big cow: Oh dear, sweet vegetarians! Will you stop and enjoy the view of a brontosaurus munching on a tree, or maybe pet a baby stegosaurus? What could possibly go wrong with that?

4. Clever Giiiirl: You know what you’re up against, you know the stakes. Now it’s time to make a stand against them. Outsmart them, outrun them, do whatever it takes to take the damn lizards down.

5. He left us... he left us!: You've been abandoned, all alone and scared in a place full of strange noises and hungry extinct reptiles. Oh, and it's raining, because why wouldn't it?

6. Ian FREEZE!: Yeah, you’re fucked. A giant maw stock full of six inch teeth and a nose with the power of a turkey vulture and you think you can outrun the thirty four mile an hour behemoth? Good luck.

7. Aww, look how cute it is! Like a little green chicken. Yeah, until the swarm of little green chickens try to rip your nose off your face. But get them while they're adorable, their head-tilting is super cute!

8. They're flocking this way!: It's a stampede! Well, not really, but close enough. There's a herd of dinosaurs headed your way, better get a move on or you'll get trampled. And if you don't get trampled by the ones running away, you'd better move it in case you find yourself face to face with what's chasing said herd.

9. Don’t go into the long grass!: You’re on the run, terrified, haven’t slept in days and you reek of becoming the next meal. It’s getting dark and there’s a thick patch of woods five hundred yards out, but a clear, open field blocking your path. Do you think you can make it?

10. Dad, there’s a DINOSAUR in our back yard!: You have a dinosaur in your backyard and it just ate your dog. Maybe you just had to go to the grocery store and get a gallon of milk and suddenly, bam, a dilophosaurus spits in your face. Or maybe there’s a pack of raptors running amok in the city, lots of options with this one, pick your poison.

11. Random!: Dinosaurs in space, dinosaurs in the city, dinosaurs anywhere and everywhere, make up your own prompt and run with it!

For those unfamiliar with the 'main' species of dinosaurs, here is a comprehensive list directly from InGen's roster.
spacetrex: (Default)

Grimlock | Transformers: Fall of Cybertron

[personal profile] spacetrex 2012-09-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[What's better than a robot dinosaur vs. real dinosaurs? NOTHING.]
actorthiefdetectiveidiot: (We are headed north)

Harry Lockhart | Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[personal profile] actorthiefdetectiveidiot 2012-09-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Because he handles stress so very well.]
featheredxman: (Comic: Flight)

Warren Worthington (Angel) - Marvel Comics

[personal profile] featheredxman 2012-09-18 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Because it's like the savage lands only minus the ice]
deloro: (okay what the hell is this bullshit)

Nathan Drake | Uncharted

[personal profile] deloro 2012-09-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Aah, crap.]
starspangledspandex: (And there will come a time)

#5 :D

[personal profile] starspangledspandex 2012-09-18 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
To say this isn't going as planned, well, they're looking at that in the rear view mirror. Disaster doesn't quite cover it either because that suggests 'oh that date was a disaster' and sounds at least kind of redeemable. No. Catastrophe is pretty close and he's sticking with it, even if most of his training included focusing on the bright side of things.

Steve's pretty sure the people that wrote that particular survival manual hadn't been up a tree in a rainstorm in the middle of a dinosaur infested park with their definitely not calm boyfriend without a weapon or any kind of defense. There really isn't a bright side to this. They're alive. For now. That's the best he's got. Steve can kind of see in the dark; he supposes there's that too.

"You should be quiet," he tells Harry. Again. Like it's actually going to sink in this time.
y_so_standard: (I am a good little soldier)

Standard URTV (Y type) | Xenosaga| OTA

[personal profile] y_so_standard 2012-09-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[There are like...3 or 4 of them, and they're all armed with rifles. You want them if you're facing a carnivore.

Maybe.]
headgames: (Default)

Slag | Transformers: IDW

[personal profile] headgames 2012-09-18 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
tooscience: (Default)

H'ssssk aka Dr. Dinosaur | Atomic Robo

[personal profile] tooscience 2012-09-18 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
sciencetank: (Behold my SCIENCE)

omg Grimlock YES - also 2

[personal profile] sciencetank 2012-09-18 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Wherever they are, you can bet it's probably Perceptor's fault. Regardless, this is an uncharted world. It's definitely not Cybertron, and it looks primarily organic...]

[But hey. What could go wrong? One of them is a tank and the other is Grimlock.]


Hm. I'm still not getting a signal out. We're on our own here, I think.

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[personal profile] aintno_grave 2012-09-18 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[chances are, he's riding one.]
forcowardice: (LAKH:GDHG FUCK)

Fulcrum | Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye | OTA

[personal profile] forcowardice 2012-09-18 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[AW CRAP WHERE'S GRIMLOCK WHEN YOU NEED HIM]
mjollni: (wᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴇ)

thor odinson; mcu

[personal profile] mjollni 2012-09-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
paar_thur_nax: (ohai little dovakiin)

Paarthurnax || Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[personal profile] paar_thur_nax 2012-09-18 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[DINOSAURS?]

[PSH.]

[DRAGONS.]
actorthiefdetectiveidiot: (Ah Brooklyn Brooklyn)

[personal profile] actorthiefdetectiveidiot 2012-09-18 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, catastrophe would about sum it up. It'd all gone to shit so fast and wasn't that just like his life? It so totally was. Where was Johnny Gossamer when he needed him, just so he has an idea of how his life was going to go.

And then there was Steve. At least he was stuck on the island with calm, soothing Steve... only soothing was exactly the opposite of what he was being right at the moment.

"Quiet? Oh yeah sure, I'll be quiet in a rainstorm in the middle of a fucking island of dinosaurs that want to eat my eyeballs for doggie snacks. Dinosaurs, Steve! You know what? I knew that giant sign was bad news. I knew it, it was just looking at me and telling me I'd never walk back out of it again. This is some serious Hotel California shit going on. Only with dinosaurs."

He's soaked through three times over and he's in a giant tree, plastered against Steve's side to soak up the marginal heat given off.

"'We should go on a vacation', he said," Harry mutters, barely audible over the roar of the rain pattering down against the leaves. His arms are crossed. "'It will be fun to go see giant lizards that are extinct', he said. See if I ever listen to Captain America ever again."
spacetrex: (Absolute resolution)

SUP PERCEPTOR

[personal profile] spacetrex 2012-09-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Considering Grimlock is a giant rage-driven bastard? A lot.]

[The Dinobot grumbles in aggravation at the news that they're effectively scrapped, but at least this is all familiar. Somewhat.]


It looks like the planet Shockwave was studying.
sciencetank: (Tankceptor has sass and science.)

NOT MUCH. HOW'S THAT DINOSAUR THING GOING?

[personal profile] sciencetank 2012-09-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Good point. This could end horribly.]

[Perceptor doesn't seem terribly bothered by the grumbling, for the moment. Though, that could be because he's suddenly become preoccupied in determining whether or not that coconut tree could be used as -- oh wait.]


Does it? Can you recall anything else?
mightbeblogging: (Default)

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[personal profile] mightbeblogging 2012-09-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
spacetrex: (I barely felt that)

POORLY BUT NOT

[personal profile] spacetrex 2012-09-18 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[The massive transformer shoves a tree aside as he starts trudging in... a direction.]

Shockwave's data said there's not a lot of metal on the surface. Lots of vol... Vol...

[Stopping mid-step for a moment. He knew this word, dammit.]

Volcanoes.

[Okay back to walking now that he's got that.]

Also said the stuff living here was durable.
deloro: (hey wait let's talk this out okay?)

4!

[personal profile] deloro 2012-09-18 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly, this guy is a complete loony.]

[Nathan's too busy swearing up a storm to bother questioning why the Doctor decided to ride a freaking velociraptor like a cowboy at the rodeo. All he knows is, this was supposed to be a simple exploration of some ancient ruins found on an island in Costa Rica. Sully left out the part about the island being full of man-eating dinosaurs back from extinction.]

[And he left out the bit about a lunatic in a blue police box, too.]


Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! [He blows away one raptor, slamming his back against the wall in order to keep it safe.] What are you doing?! You're just pissing them off!
heavyweaponsbot: (Action pose go!)

8

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2012-09-18 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ALIEN DINOSAURS ARE AN EVEN BIGGER PROBLEM THAN THE NORMAL KIND, OKAY?]

[Which is. Probably why even someone like Ironhide is booking it the hell away from these guys. They're covered in acid scales or something.]

[You're also in his way, sir. But, fortunately, you register as "robot" and "not a threat" even to the charging Autobot.]

[So hold still. You're getting hauled up and out of the way whether you like it or not.]
starspangledspandex: (The old rocking chair)

[personal profile] starspangledspandex 2012-09-18 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"I've never been to California," he offers absently as he watches the ground below them. "And I'm just Steve without my shield or the cowl."

A mild admonishment for forcing him to leave his shield at home. The one time it would actually be useful on one of their dates. They could have had not only a weapon and defense, but also an umbrella. He has no rebuttal for the rest. It had sounded like fun but clearly there are a few safety issues they haven't exactly worked the kinks out of yet.

"We'll be fine," he murmurs, keeping his voice down in the hopes the man will do the same. "You know they're probably attracted by noise right?"
forcowardice: (WAT. WAT. WAT.)

[personal profile] forcowardice 2012-09-18 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[SCREAMING. SCREAMING. THERE'S MORE SCREAMING. AHHH.

Really, he's just glad that you picked him up instead of running him over, Ironhide. Fulcrum flails in Ironhide's grip for a moment.
]

What-- the frag--! What's even going on?! SWEET PRIMUS IS THAT THING DROOLING ACID.
sciencetank: (The fuck is that up there Science?)

SORRY MAN.

[personal profile] sciencetank 2012-09-18 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He almost says something about venturing in A Direction, but... thinks better of it at the last second, opting to wade after the bigger 'bot instead. Sure, he's a tank, but Grimlock is a force of nature.]

Volcanic activity would indicate... yes. This planet's core is active. Alive...

[He probably would have kept musing aloud, if Grimlock hadn't added that last part.]

... Durable? It didn't mention anything more detailed than that, did it?
heavyweaponsbot: (Drink energon - be strong like bull)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2012-09-18 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[The more you scream, Fulcrum, the more he wonders if maybe picking you up was a terrible idea.]

[Deep thoughts aside, he tosses him over one shoulder, to shove an entire tree aside. And keep running.]


Probably! As for the rest... [There goes another tree.] ... Do not know. Do not care to know.
spacetrex: (Absolute resolution)

EH, HE'LL LIVE. OR GO DOWN FIGHTING.

[personal profile] spacetrex 2012-09-18 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[If it makes the tank-former feel any better, Grimlock is heading towards what sounds like water. They might be able to get their bearing better than.]

[He's not all brawn. Just. 90+%.]


Not metal. Carbon based. They'll look kinda like my alt-mode.

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