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A Softer Meme ([personal profile] asoftermeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-06-30 08:25 pm
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Say I'm clean, I'm clean

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
primalshipbuilder: (Default)

Noa | Granblue Fantasy | M/M

[personal profile] primalshipbuilder 2017-07-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
dweomer: (162)

davy jones ( oc ) ota

[personal profile] dweomer 2017-07-01 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
triplerose: (Default)

Loras Tyrell | GOT/ASOIF (modern) | m/m

[personal profile] triplerose 2017-07-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
trustinthedevil: (Default)

Matt Murdock || Marvel

[personal profile] trustinthedevil 2017-07-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
firetouched: (Default)

Danny Rand || MCU

[personal profile] firetouched 2017-07-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
uglydress: (Default)

belle. beauty and the beast (2017). ota

[personal profile] uglydress 2017-07-01 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Really interested in primping beards, shaggy hair, or manes. ]
outofline: (Default)

Jennifer Goines -- Syfy's 12 Monkeys

[personal profile] outofline 2017-07-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
attackpatternbattista: (Casual - Back Turned)

Delia Battista | Star Trek OC | OTA

[personal profile] attackpatternbattista 2017-07-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
mascaron: art: <user name="disasterscenario" site="tumblr.com"> (◎ & i always sleep with my guns)

peter nureyev | the penumbra

[personal profile] mascaron 2017-07-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
mynameischristine: (ready)

6.

[personal profile] mynameischristine 2017-07-01 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ She stops short, holding the razor away from his face and at such an angle it almost seems like a magic wand, some spell just waiting to be cast. ]

You're aware I have a professional reputation to maintain, right?

I can't have stories getting out that I cut something off that should not have been cut off. My good name would suffer, and I can't have that.

So I swear to god if you don't hold still...
nanneggeoya: (Default)

Zen | Mystic Messenger

[personal profile] nanneggeoya 2017-07-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ no: MC's; characters under 20. ]
mynameischristine: (Default)

Christine Chapel | Star Trek (Kelvin Timeline AU)

[personal profile] mynameischristine 2017-07-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota 21+. ]
bianfu: (Default)

Bruce Wayne | Zero Year AU

[personal profile] bianfu 2017-07-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota 21+. ]
naneunyulyeongibnida: (Default)

Cho Junyoung | Original

[personal profile] naneunyulyeongibnida 2017-07-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ ota 21+. ]
gotbottle: (Default)

Rachel Conway | Original

[personal profile] gotbottle 2017-07-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ f/m 21+ please. ]
redtailedhawke: rivain (Default)

marian hawke / dragon age

[personal profile] redtailedhawke 2017-07-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ 6, 9, 10, 14 & 15 are Ideals, but OTA. no incest with Hawke twins pls, but platonic sibling care is fine. ]
glaza: (Default)

natasha romanoff ( mcu )

[personal profile] glaza 2017-07-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ m/f + f/f ]
evreica: (Default)

[personal profile] evreica 2017-07-01 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[prefs?]
glaza: (Default)

[personal profile] glaza 2017-07-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ good with pmuch all the prompts. also good with pre-relationship or established. ]
evreica: (how good these seeds have sown)

10 it is then

[personal profile] evreica 2017-07-01 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Wanda has never exactly been rolling in creature comforts. An impoverished childhood in a war-torn country followed by adolescence spent in a lab didn't allow much time for self-indulgence or pampering, let alone doing those things with someone. But having her hair played with has always been a weakness of hers. Her mother used to brush it out for her, gentle and steady; later, she spent more time than was probably reasonable twisting it around herself, though to no particular end. It's easy to understand and she enjoys the sensation.

So when she makes it known that she intends to color her hair (just slightly, but it seems the thing to do) and Natasha offers to help, she's quick to say yes. She's not shy sitting in the bathroom waiting, mixing the dye and wearing just an already-destroyed tank top and shorts. She actually manages a sincere smile when Natasha enters, even.]


Thank you for helping.
dogamidstmen: (Distracted)

Gabriel Starling | OC

[personal profile] dogamidstmen 2017-07-01 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ No smut. ]
sainsburys_plant_mister: (personally attacked)

Crowley | Good Omens

[personal profile] sainsburys_plant_mister 2017-07-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
misskringle: (2)

Kristen Kringle l Gotham l OTA

[personal profile] misskringle 2017-07-01 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
(I have a theory about her ponytails as emotional armor I would love to explore! M/F for shippy/OTA for gen. S1/pre Riddler only for Nygma?)
barre_none: (sorta regretting that)

Grace Ford | OC | OTA

[personal profile] barre_none 2017-07-01 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
thehardesttask: (neutral - not all shadows are dark)

Matilda Ekhorn | original | f/f

[personal profile] thehardesttask 2017-07-01 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[a lot would work but at the least she's got a ton of hair, and a horn, hooves, feather on her lower arms and shins, and a large tuft at the end of her tail.]

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