m3m3: (Default)
m3m3 ([personal profile] m3m3) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-09-05 01:54 pm

the PHONE HELL meme

PHONES FROM HELL MEME

Cell phones, eh? Sometimes they make your life easier, and sometimes they make it harder.



#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night

You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect

We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire

It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!

Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.
thechozonone: (blowin' smoke)

Samus Aran | Metroid

[personal profile] thechozonone 2012-09-05 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical.

[ooc: going with a tfln here but really would be up for anything if something different strikes your fancy!]
vampirekiller: ([sotn] comb)

Richter Belmont | Castlevania | All options fine!

[personal profile] vampirekiller 2012-09-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
edgar_roni: (her cup size is over 9000!)

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-09-05 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I just fondled myself. I never realized I'd come up with so many results!

[He meant to say "googled" but, eh, Autocorrect. What're you gonna do?]
notjustathief: (Default)

Eames | Inception | OTA

[personal profile] notjustathief 2012-09-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-09-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we all knew that you had a healthy sperm count.

[Why do you have this number.]

I thought this one was good

[personal profile] arespectablesoldier 2012-09-05 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday.
thechozonone: (determination)

it's beautiful

[personal profile] thechozonone 2012-09-05 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you spent our grocery money on burritos.

[personal profile] arespectablesoldier 2012-09-05 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It seemed like a good idea!
thechozonone: (Poker Face)

[personal profile] thechozonone 2012-09-05 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, we don't need to eat the rest of the month.

Whose shirt is it?

[personal profile] arespectablesoldier 2012-09-05 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
For the record there are some crackers in the cupboard and you can have some. But yeah idk whose shirt it's kind of frozen solid.
ohlouie: (More suits)

Louis de Pointe du Lac | The Vampire Chronicles

[personal profile] ohlouie 2012-09-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2012-09-05 19:57 (UTC)
bloodcurdling_cheesecake: (Y-you're interested in me?!)

[personal profile] bloodcurdling_cheesecake 2012-09-05 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[She just, makes the face in her icon for a few a while before responding.]

I...thought boys only got one result when they did that.
thechozonone: (blowin' smoke)

[personal profile] thechozonone 2012-09-05 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Take it out. I'm stopping by the store. You owe me $50.
sandinmyboots: (doop doop poisoning doma)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-09-05 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Who is this?

[personal profile] arespectablesoldier 2012-09-05 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes Mom.
thechozonone: (Poker Face)

[personal profile] thechozonone 2012-09-05 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're good, I might even by the cereal you like.
notjustathief: (Default)

[personal profile] notjustathief 2012-09-05 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Eames, the most charming man in existence, at your service.
sandinmyboots: (counting the seconds to your nonexistanc)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-09-05 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're so charming, why do you know someone who gets drunk and sings Lady Gaga while harassing the cops?
notjustathief: (huh...)

[personal profile] notjustathief 2012-09-05 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Because everyone loves Lady Gaga, and anyone who says they don't is either lying or a heathen.
edgar_roni: (wtf)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-09-05 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How would you know that?!

[Why do you know anything about Edgar's sperm count. Oh, and he has no idea about his faux pas.]
alwayswiththe: (FACEPALM⇀and we're the only difference)

rory williams | DOCTOR WHO

[personal profile] alwayswiththe 2012-09-05 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
edgar_roni: (I'm interested in that)

[personal profile] edgar_roni 2012-09-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon? Anyone can get the same result.
catchesgrenades: (Huh? I'm little miss innocent)

[personal profile] catchesgrenades 2012-09-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? A girl knows how to have fun!
cinnamoncocoa: (me and my bug)

[personal profile] cinnamoncocoa 2012-09-05 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it isn't being borrowed?
manofiron: (eh I'm not convinced)

Tony Stark | MCU

[personal profile] manofiron 2012-09-05 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal.

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