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TEXTS FROM HELL MEME There are plenty of normal person texting memes. Texts from hot messes and mom friends, texts for normal days, texts for booty calls. You know what we don't have? Texts from holy shit we're going to die what the fuck is this. That's right. It's time to chit-chat when shit is going bad. We'll give you some ideas to get you started, but you're not tethered to them! We're not the apocalypse cops. You can make top level texts to give people ideas or leave it blank and let the horror come to you! TYPES 1. REGULAR TEXTS Whatever is going on, texting still works. You can get hold of loved ones even if it's spotty. Warnings during a contagion outbreak? Messaging mom while being chased by an axe murderer? 2. SPACE TEXTS Sure, you're getting chased by a Xenomorph, but you really need to send pizza hut the pizza emoji so they bring you some food. Maybe you're contacting loved ones via text (or hologram voicemail or whatever) before going to a final battle. 3. NO TEXTS Things are way too fucked up. Every form of texting is down. There's nothing doing to fix it, but you have to get word out somehow. Messages spray painted on walls, notes left in safe houses, letters sent via courier. Do you meet along the way somewhere? Catch someone scrawling a warning? 4. BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE Something a little more light-hearted. Maybe you're stuck at a shitty date and need a friend to get you out. Maybe you're lost in the woods and need help. Maybe your car broke down and you're on the side of the road. As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

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crowe altius | final fantasy: kingsglaive

[altius]

ooc | ota / voicetesting.

Terra | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[wheretheresawill]

peter hale | teen wolf

[deceitful]

W. D. Gaster | Undertale

[voidster]

Ȿalem ♚ RWBY ♚ OTA

[divide_them_all]

Derek Lockwood | Original | OTA

[doctricis]

Raiden | Metal Gear Rising | ota

[dirtymistake]

Frank Castle | Daredevil [MCU]

[thegoodbad]

Carl Grimes | The Walking Dead

[righthandkid]

Mikleo | Tales of Zestiria

[nodogsallowed]

Tatara Totsuka | K Project

[heartshutter]

elena gilbert . tvd . ota

[hercompassion]

Taylor Townsend | The oc | ota

[secondcircle]

The Spine ♦ Steam Powered Giraffe

[awfulsentimetal]

allison argent | teen wolf ( ota )

[industria]

albus "the shitty son" potter. harry potter.

[whereagainst]

Blaine Anderson / Glee / OTA

[warbled]

Margo Hanson | The Magicians

[ibiza]

[engorgimpressed]

Albus!!! The worst thing ever in the world just happened and I need your help right now immediately!!!!

[whereagainst]

what is it???? did your dad accidentally text you again

[engorgimpressed]

EVEN WORSE THAN THAT!!!!

EVERY SINGLE bookstore in Diagon Alley ran out of the newest edition of Bagshot's A History of Magic!!! The NEW one with annotations from her original draft of chapter 17!!!! I couldn't find a single copy!! :( :( :( :(

eliot waugh | the magicians

[insorciance]

[whereagainst]

i fail to see how anything could be worse than that

oh no!!!!!!!! that's horrible i'm so sorry, what are we going to do you giant bloody nerd

have we thought about ordering it in and having it delivered via owl post or will you explode if you don't read it right!! now!!

[engorgimpressed]

I WILL EXPLODE ALBUS THAT'S WHY IT'S AN EMERGENCY

how can they not have it it's THE BATHILDA BAGSHOT what is wrong with people???? DOESN'T ANYONE APPRECIATE HISTORIANS??????

[whereagainst]

GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN

no one appreciates historians like you do scorpius, not even my aunt

you know, hermione granger-weasley, minister for magic, famous bookworm obsessed with learning everything