[But Edgar, how can you get sympathy from the ladies if you haven't got a black eye to show them?]

I work in a bar. Men are dishonest with me all the time. Usually only about small, silly things though. Like not having had enough to drink yet.

[She'll also push a bowl of pretzels toward him. He shouldn't drink on an empty stomach.]

It's not doubt. I think you sincerely do like women as a whole. It's just that Incredibles 'when everyone's special no one is' gif when you meet the girl that's right for you, she's not going to think she's any different to you than everyone else. You just might have to find an entirely new way of talking just for her.