[Nope, streets aren't all that friendly to membrane feet.]

[And they have names since forever, thank you very much. It's Chick and Duck.]

[DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH HAS BEEN SACRIFICED FOR THEIR SAKE?! Like Kanda keeping a cat. At least cats use litter boxes.]

[And now, the fridge is empty, the neighbours are threatening to call animal control, and Kanda is scrutinizingly peeling duck poop off his clean carpet. Joy.]