Apparently, this is funny. Funny in a desperate, pathetic, half-laugh kind of way. Funny the way things are when you literally want to beat the man who used to be maybe your closest unrelated friend until he's unconscious. Funny the way things are when you are completely and totally out of steam and pride is keeping you on your feet.
A raw laugh escapes Dean's lips, a little twisted.
"Fuck no, what a fucking copout. You're gonna be fucking human. Gonna get mugged and be homeless and sleep in the goddamn rain. Feel worse than dirt. Get hangovers. Feel shame and guilt and disgust. Be hungry. Get constipated." He manages another bitter laugh. "That's a thousand times worse than going straight to heaven. Real classic trick, though. I almost fell for it."
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Apparently, this is funny. Funny in a desperate, pathetic, half-laugh kind of way. Funny the way things are when you literally want to beat the man who used to be maybe your closest unrelated friend until he's unconscious. Funny the way things are when you are completely and totally out of steam and pride is keeping you on your feet.
A raw laugh escapes Dean's lips, a little twisted.
"Fuck no, what a fucking copout. You're gonna be fucking human. Gonna get mugged and be homeless and sleep in the goddamn rain. Feel worse than dirt. Get hangovers. Feel shame and guilt and disgust. Be hungry. Get constipated." He manages another bitter laugh. "That's a thousand times worse than going straight to heaven. Real classic trick, though. I almost fell for it."