bakerstreet | WE HAVE THE MEMES

[ Michael De Santa, being the lazy-ass-fuck that he is, hasn't felt like cooking lately. Since the wife and kids went AWOL, he's been binging on cheetos, beer, and freezer-burned food from the last century for awhile now. Unfortunately, some shithead (Trevor) cut the power to his fucking house and all the food went bad.

So now he's got a sack of like 60 super sized Beef N Cheddars and is cramming them into his giant maw. Of course he's eating really aggressively, and really angrily because he's Michael and he's a whiny manbaby. ]

FUCKIN' AMANDA--

[ snarf blarf munch munch shlurp munch]

FUCKIN... KIDS....

[BELCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH FFTTPPP]

FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKING TREVOR!!!!

[BLURFAOADM DERF SNUFFF SHLPPP]

FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUU!!!!!

Edited 2017-01-13 01:28 (UTC)

(Its the only thing open this late and she wants fries!)

We're out of fries.

[BECAUSE HE JUST CUT THE DEEP FRYER IN HALF. WITH A KATANA.]

[Human, why are you screaming when you have so much food?

There is nothing to scream about.

Maybe if you shared a little bit of it with a new friend you would feel better. Maybe you are screaming because you are overwhelmed... by the amount of food sitting before you. Surely, that is too much for one human stomach. And you must be afraid. It's okay; someone understands.

Dug appears, his huge nose coming into view over the edge of the table like a shark fin.]

Hi there.

[Probably waving a knife around while rambling about nothing.]

Did you order yet? I'm thinking a chocolate molten lava cake for dessert, but to start off I'd want a chicken 'n cheese slider, loaded curly fries and a chocolate shake.

(She barely glanced at the menu once sitting down.)

Why such an odd list of foods? And so much meat on them?

]Confused Kairi is confused.]

[No one should give Pidge alcohol. No. One.]

[ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SLIDERS ON KARA, WAHOOOOOOO!!!!! SHE LOVES EVERYONE IN THIS ARBY'S!]

[Rena couldn't help but agree with this statement. She liked meat as much as anyone but ....]

They need more cute pastries. [She pouted and turned to the girl beside her. Rena let out a delighted shriek at the red head's confused state and rubbed her hands together as though spotting the cutest animal in the zoo.]

Your expression is adorable! I'm gonna take you home!

[The scary thing about Rena Ryuugu was that she might actually attempt it.]

Pastries sounds good... cute ones might... h-huh?

[And Kairi's going to turn and blink at Rena with that statement.]

T-Take me home?

[Oh, she's probably making things worse by being more cuter!]

How did Right get ahold of any major amounts of alcohol? It's hard to say at this point - even his mind can't remember right now. But there is food here, and he's munching away on much of it...while playing with the rest of it.

Also, it looks like he's ordered at least one of every single thing off of the menu...

Yes, yes, yes!!! To add to my collection of cute and adorable things! [Rena flailed in ecstatic glee.]

Or at least you can pose in front of the collection I can take pictures? At least for an hour or two? Can I, can I? [It's a devious ploy to take her home and maybe even put her into cute outfits.]

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That three cheese steak sandwich is calling my name! [Kyoko declared this with her hands on her hips as though preparing to conquer a mountain - was there really a difference if it was a mountain of food?]

So is that apple turnover and mint chocolate swirl shake. Might need to make it a few apple turnovers. And a salad. We need vegetables. Nutrition is so important to girls like us! I'll get a molten chocolate cake too to take home. You never know when you'll be hungry later.

[The poor guy at the counter looks quite frightened. He should be. There's a hungry sparkle in the red head's eyes.]

She's got a point.

(She's certain Kyoko won't bite anything but the food once it arrives, Sayaka giving the guy a reassuring look.)

Should we get anything to drink? Shakes are good and all, but we'll need to wash our food down.

Oh, good attention to detail. I knew I had brought you along on the mission for a reason!

[ She turns back to the poor guy keeping track of all of this and chirps out -]

Juicy Peach flavored green tea for me! A big glass!

Edited 2017-01-14 07:29 (UTC)

Heh, I thought it was 'cause you wanted some company and someone to talk to.

(She looks at the menu for a moment or two before turning back to the guy with a grin.)

A large Dr. Pepper for me! And keep the refills coming.

[He may or may not be in drunken fist mode.]

[What a strange girl...! But, at the very least, she seems harmless! Oh, why not? What's the worst that can happen, hm?]

W-Well, alright! I don't mind at all!

[You know what's great after playing a successful show in a country you've never been to before? Getting smashed and walking into the first restaurant you see. Oh shit, the chocolate and mint shakes are still in season! So he's sucking on one of those while he waits for his order, a goddamn motherfucking MEAT MOUNTAIN, with a couple of cups of cheddar to go with his loaded curly fries. What are Pot Cakes and why do the staff keep yelling about them? Oh ok, he'll have two large orders of those too, he thinks, because motherfucking triangle hashbrowns.

So he's standing with his shake in hand, eyeballing a nearby hyperactive child yelling about how she wants stickers while her mother harasses the poor cashier about gendered kids' meals, demanding Girl Toys for her daughter. He's actually pretty glad that he only understands English about half as well as most people in here, many of which are haggard, kind of after-work-smelly, or don't seem to realize when one of the staff come through the restaurant toting a massive bucket of ice for the soda fountain that it would be a good idea to move out of the way. He is actually probably the most polite person the little lady behind the register has dealt with in her presumably 6 hour shift. Why is that pair of girls looking at him like that? Is it the guitar case still strapped to his back? Please give him his tray and let him go sit down at one of the few tables that don't have curly fry crumbs still stuck on them...]

[[ooc: ask a former arby's employee what kind of shit really goes down, I assure you it is this and worse on the daily.]]

Edited 2017-01-14 14:38 (UTC)

[ANGRILY SHOVES CURLY FRIES INTO MOUTH]

Edited 2017-01-15 02:07 (UTC)

[Daintily sipping at a chocolate shake and talking away to herself, one of every slider currently being ignored in front of her.

She'll get to them. Don't touch them or she'll go from chatty drunk to angry drunk.]

--and you know, he has this cut in his mouth, this big scar, but I think it's quite cute on him! People with scars are the best, there's something that's really cute about them; I think they tell the best stories, too. Don't you? [Is she talking to the buffalo chicken slider? Who knows.]

And it's even better when they're older...That's the best. So cute...

[That half-bottle of whiskey wasn't such a good idea, in retrospect. True, there was no better way to end a good heist than by getting nice and drunk and reveling in the victory, but he already feels the migraine coming on and he slumps into his booth.

He ordered... something. Multiples of something, actually. He doesn't remember. He takes a testing sniff of one of them. It's brisket. Good. The last thing he needed was Roadhog giving him a smack with his hook for eating pork. He also got an iced tea at some point? Whatever.

He shrugs, looking like a rat that got out of a fire in a gun store, and tucks in.]

WE HAVE THE MEMES

MICHAEL DE FUCKFACE | GTA5

Thea Queen l Arrow

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Nekomaru Nidai | Dangan Ronpa

Sarah Williams|Labyrinth

Rena Ryuugu|Higurashi

Pyrrha Nikos| RWBY|OTA

Coraline|Coraline|ota

Eren Jaegar|Attack on Titan| ota

Ryou Bakura|Yu-Gi-Oh|OTA

Kyoko Sakura| Puella MagiMadoka

Ayumi Shinozaki| Corpse Party |ota

Mashiro Ichijo| After School Nightmare

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Onodera Ritsu | Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

satako hojo|Higurashi

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David Young | Dark Dreams Don't Die

Derek Lockwood | Original | OTA

andy dwyer | parks & rec

Lone Wanderer (bad karma) | Fallout 3 | ota

Johnny Vincent | Bully

Kenshin Himura | Rurouni Kenshin

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Re: Rena Ryuugu|Higurashi

Pidge | Voltron: Legendary Defender

Kara Danvers | Supergirl | OTA

I'm so sorry Kairi

Oh, no...!

Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - Open to Anyone

it is a wonder she ever made any friends.....

Arby's is about to make quite sale

Exactly! XD

it's a good thing they are not normal people

Definitely not normal

Rock Lee | Naruto

Ahahaha!....

Kusakabe Hikaru | Doukyuusei

Angelica | Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma☆Illya

The Mighty Thor || MCU || OTA

Terpsichora Ostornwyn | original | ota

Junkrat | Overwatch | OTA