bakerstreet | Star Sex...Sex Wars? Whatever, Smutty Star Wars AU.

Star Sex...Sex Wars?
Whatever, it's a smutty Star Wars AU meme

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." And cue the text crawl. Only this time, there's some small print involved.

You know the story - rebellions, evil empires, politics, and a mystic harmony called the Force that gives power to those who train in its arts. But what if the tale skewed much more...carnal? Trade and peace talks are sealed with copulation, alien species want to interbreed throughout the star systems, the Empire desires complete sexual domination. As for the Force, those who follow its ways - the Jedi knights - search for physical enlightenment as well as the mental variety.

tl;dr it's a Star Wars AU, but with sex. A lot of sex. A lot of a lot of sex. Don't read too much into it. Have fun, be as serious or as silly as you want.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character info, prefs, kinks, whatever you want to include. IDK it's your life.
Reply to others, use the RNG to get prompts. Or not.
Thread.

PROMPTS

Cantina Girl/Guy: You just work at one of the multiple dives around the galaxy. Let's hope you get decent tips for all those times people squeeze your ass.
Prince/ss: Royalty is in your blood, but that just means you have more duties to your people. Don't get too haughty, or a peasant might put you in your place!
Smuggler: For your ship making the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, you'll take only one specific type of payment.
Jedi Knight: The Force is with you...and the extra libido that comes with being a Force user is along for the ride, too.
Bodyguard: As a Jedi, you've been put in charge of protecting someone very important. Better guard every part of their body throughly.
Training: The only way to learn to wield the Force is with a partner.
Forbidden Knight/Padawan Love: Under Jedi code, there's only one taboo when it comes to sex: padawans and their masters are not to engage in it. You've broken that taboo, shattered it into a million pieces.
Last Night on...Earth?: The two of you are about to go out on what will be a suicide mission, so it's only natural you don't want to spend the night alone.
Dark and Light: One of you fights for good, the other for evil. You're both dyed in the wool and dedicated, but that's not to say you don't find common ground.
Battle: Lightsaber battles between rivals can get pretty intense.
Slave: Whether you belong to a giant slug alien or someone more humanoid, you were the chains.
Toy of the Empire: The bad guys have caught you. Torture isn't all that you must go through.
Stormtrooper: What's going on under all that armor? Wait, you're a girl?
Powerful Evil: You're higher up on the food chain than your average Stormtrooper, meaning you get to freely indulge in all those dark desires.
Spoils of War: A captured rebel? An important bargaining piece of upper empire management? Perhaps even a refugee from a destroyed planet? Regardless of who you are, you're now at someone's mercy.
Peace Treaty: After longwinded discussions, it's time to sign the treaty between two worlds and put their conflicts to bed. Literally.
Planetary Goodwill: You've been sent out to a planet to engage its people, discover its resources, or convince the government to join the Rebellion/Empire. As such, your body is the ultimate key to diplomacy.
Xenophilia: Not all lovers look human.
Sex in the Cockpit: That is not a proper technique for piloting an X-Wing!
Built for Pleasure: Droids have many purposes, yet they're all built to serve.
A Bounty on Me?: Uh-oh, you've become a lucrative target for bounty hunters! Can you offer up something thats worth more than money to save your hide?
Victory: Your cause is victorious! Time to step up to the stage, get your medal, and screw the princess senseless in front of hundreds of people.

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( well, if i have to be the first one...

this seems like the kind of ridiculous fun i'd be so down for. obviously, here be spoilers, etc. also, heads up, i'm super new to SW fandom aside from being a fan as a kid, so...be gentle with me? i'm not familiar with all the ins and outs yet. )

(Might as well.)

{ only interested in 11... ;) he will be princess leia! lookign for a jabba :))) }

[ either the worst, most volatile jedi of all time or a slightly-snotty-but-secretly-sweet princess. ]

[ most interested in 20 (obviously!), 19 & 21 ]

[ Stone-faced soldier type, right here, more likely to be Rebellion than Empire. Also available in Jedi flavor. ]

[Spoiler warning.]

[ Kal's a bartender, flirting with anyone and everyone (and happy to take more as payment). ]

( An ace pilot with the personality of a wild and scandalous rogue. Either a smuggler or a smuggler turned member of the Rebellion or Resistance.

Most interested in 3, 5, 17, 18, 20, 22. )

( A young Jedi Knight. Not particularly good at the whole celibacy and 'no love' thing. Interested mostly in 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 18, 20, and 22. )

[Just picture a famous young force adept who could totally be a Jedi if he'd put even half as much into training as he does to partying. Bring on the booze, the spice and the dark side! Solo's not going home solo tonight!]

( Glamorous, ditzy space pirate looking for trouble. )

( peaceful emissary or pacifistic royalty who gives clemency to rebels and jedi. )

[ooc: Scavenger / novice Jedi.]

[A princess affiliated with the Rebellion. Makes a good captive, or could be giving someone a reward for their assistance.]

( considering his character was literally based on luke skywalker...what do you think? jedi jedi jedi who is probably tempted to the dark side with a frequency that would make anakin say "hey, bro." )

[Probably a smuggler role for him. Other interests would be 22, 21, 19, 15, 5 and 1]

[A ridiculously powerful Force adept who doesn't buy into this Light Side/Dark Side shit. Despises the Empire with an unholy fury thanks to the horrible experiments and tortures she endured from them as a child that turned her into the monster she is today, but she mostly considers the Rebellion a bunch of delusional assholes. Currently working odd jobs in the Outer Rim, bounty hunting, smuggling, assassinating, whatever she can do to make a few credits. Good with all prompts, assumed CR is welcome.]

[Kinklist in journal, I'm game for trying any of the rolls or letting RNG decide.]

As a tenth level priestess of the Delvian Seek--an order of force-users who specialized in the psychic arts--Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan was well acquainted with the allure of Dark Side of the Force. The priesthood was meant to seek enlightenment, but in such troubled times as had plagued her for eight hundred cycles, Zhaan had seen far too many of her order--herself included--fall to temptation, using their gifts for psychic warfare, and to feed their own lust for power.

She had recognized that same struggle within her young Jedi companion, and wanted to assure him that--no matter how strong the temptation, or how far he might think he had slid into obscurity--she would not abandon him to the Dark. That as long as he still had breath, and the will to choose, he would never be beyond redemption. She had offered to share Unity with him--to join their minds in the most intimate of Delvian rituals, so that she might share with him her own journey into, and back out of darkness, and offer him wisdom and hope. But in doing so, they had also opened themselves to sharing other feelings, and temptations altogether.

((ooc: Either he's a bounty hunter out to bring her in because she's a Jedi and she feels the force within him, deciding to try and bring it out of him and keep him from just turning her in.

Alternatively he's Sith (AU evil) and going after the royalty Katana is protecting. He catches that the force is strong in her and decides to vigorously work it out of her instead of finishing his job.))

[#18? a force sensitive ditto that seeks out those with the force to mate with. it'll find the form of their desire before moving in on them.]

( spoiler policy: threads with other rogue one canonmates will likely contain spoilers by default, for all other characters major spoilers are "opt in" only and will be marked in subject lines. can be played pre-film or au for zero spoilers on request. )

Star Sex...Sex Wars? Whatever, Smutty Star Wars AU.

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