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memery. ([personal profile] dousing) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-12-05 11:02 am

HUMAN SACRIFICE, DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA


HAUNTED SHIT MEME


All right, dumbass. Didn't your momma ever teach you not to mess with ghosts? Either yes and you didn't listen, or no and you never learned on your own. You messed with some shit you shouldn't have messed with. You hecked up. Time to deal with the consequences.




LOCATIONS

1. HOUSE Your home, someone else's home, a haunted house up on the hill, whatever. Don't get too comfy, dumbass.
2. WOODS Why are you out in the woods? Why are you courting ghosts? Stop that and go home before Slenderman gets you, dumbass.
3. CHURCH This is a place of safety, right? Nothing can get you here, right? Dumbass, think again.
4. MISC For anywhere that's not above. Haunted hospitals, prisons, "asylums," and so on. Just do what you will, dumbass. We warned you.

WHO ARE YOU?

1. STUPID KID From the dumbass teenager to the stupid kid sitting on the internet reading creepypasta, you're young and dumb and probably gonna get murdered by a ghost.
2. SOME ASSHOLE You're basically the dumbass dad that moves his family into some haunted-ass place. You don't listen because the house is PERFECT and nothing could possibly be wrong. Walls are dripping blood? Nah, it's just water damage.
3. HISTORIAN/ETC You're smart. You just have to deal with dumbasses coming into your research library every week and asking you about some stupid shit they want to do, badgering you until you tell them. Seeing their obituaries is getting kind of tiring.
4. OLD PRIEST/YOUNG PRIEST Some dumbass got possessed and you gotta fix it. Or you're cleansing a haunted house. Does it work or does shit go wrong? We're rooting for you, Father.
5. POOR DISTURBED SPIRIT You were just resting, minding your own business, when some dumbass called you out of the grave, or hell, or the abyss, or whatever. So now you're pissed off. Maybe they did the ritual right and you're bound to protocol, or they fucked up and you get to have fun. Careful though, don't get exorcised.
6. INNOCENT BYSTANDER You're not stupid, everyone around you is just a dumbass. Your family moved into a scary house and you want out, your roommate did some dipshit ritual and pissed off a demon and now you're stuck, whatever. Survive first, unfriend them on Facebook later.

SCENARIOS

1. GHOST HUNTING Okay, you're pretty much a dumbass. Maybe you're legit or maybe you're just some amped up dude-bro, you're going to explore the far corners of the world in search of cool shit! Don't get murdered by a pissed off ghost, maybe. They're gonna scratch your nipples.
2. SCARY STORIES You're not actually as much of a dumbass as some of the other options! You're just sitting around telling scary stories. That's not too bad, right? Except you forgot that words have power and you can still call up some shit.
3. TIME TO PLAY You read about some cool scary game on the internet and you want to go through with it. You know, just to see. Here are some suggestions, dumbass.
4. SUMMONING ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE DUMBASSES. You wanted to summon a demon either to control it or ask it something or just to see if you could. Get ready to get messed up, because honestly? You shouldn't have messed with this shit. Better hope your circle of salt works, or you're screwed.
5. POSSESSION Y'all, this is some shit. Don't be a dumbass, call up some priests. Don't try to take care of this yourself. You know better. Don't listen to the demons.
6. HAPPENSTANCE Okay, maybe you weren't acting the dumbass. Maybe you just stumbled onto something on accident. Still, you disturbed someone's slumber and now you gotta get out.

As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun! Remember, you never know what things you do can conjure. Maybe something scary will happen to you. Here's some creepypasta if you want it, but you can also make up whatever. We're not the actual cops, just the ghost-hunting dumbass police.

11calls: Walking in mist is a bad idea, Alex. (do you believe?)

Alex Reagan | The Black Tapes Podcast | OTA.

[personal profile] 11calls 2016-12-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean really, how could I not?!]
goyangisalang: (Default)

Jumin Han | Mystic Messenger

[personal profile] goyangisalang 2016-12-05 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
starspangledburger: (Tearful)

America • Axis Powers Hetalia • ota

[personal profile] starspangledburger 2016-12-05 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
unheeled: (patricide)

Rita Du Clark | iZombie | ota

[personal profile] unheeled 2016-12-05 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's probably the one trying to scare you. Or eat your brain. Or not, I can roll with pretty much whatever.]
gotbottle: (Default)

Rachel Conway | Original

[personal profile] gotbottle 2016-12-05 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ghost-hunting dumbass, or game-playing dumbass. ]
nanneggeoya: (Default)

Zen | Mystic Messenger

[personal profile] nanneggeoya 2016-12-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This dumbass shouldn't even be near this post, but what are you gonna do. ]
ashera: please don't take. (pic#10798396)

asuramaru | owari no seraph

[personal profile] ashera 2016-12-05 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
( He is the disturbed demon that you have summoned/wanted to form a contract with. )
nanneggeoya: (064)

[personal profile] nanneggeoya 2016-12-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A young priest and a younger priest walk into a bar--

A haunted bar.
]

I wasn't told much about what to expect here, Father Jumin. Were you?
amnesiacxxxx: (pic#7156508)

Allen | Alice_Mare

[personal profile] amnesiacxxxx 2016-12-05 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well he is a demon magnet.]
unaffluent: (Since I Don't Have You)

Adam Parrish / The Raven Cycle

[personal profile] unaffluent 2016-12-05 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
heypreacher: (Orange)

Jesse Custer | Preacher [AMC flavor]

[personal profile] heypreacher 2016-12-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
mountainofevidence: (Erlenmeyer Flask)

Eeeee!

[personal profile] mountainofevidence 2016-12-05 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[OhmyGod I adore you for Black Tapes! Have a Scientist from another creepy podcast? :D Also any particular prompts look fun?]
juniorchampion: (♛ 02)

Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri!! on Ice) OTA

[personal profile] juniorchampion 2016-12-05 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
proscribed: <user name=footlights> (Default)

Credence Barebone | Fantastic Beasts | ota

[personal profile] proscribed 2016-12-05 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
ramblingman: (Default)

Dean Winchester - SPN - ota

[personal profile] ramblingman 2016-12-05 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is that my theme tune playing?]
bonebare: (obscurialisms)

Credence Barebone | Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

[personal profile] bonebare 2016-12-05 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
deceitful: hollow-art (the next time)

peter hale | teen wolf

[personal profile] deceitful 2016-12-05 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
barre_none: (worried)

Grace Ford | OC

[personal profile] barre_none 2016-12-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
outofthemanor: (Default)

Wednesday Addams | Adult Wednesday Addams

[personal profile] outofthemanor 2016-12-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's in her element, and quite happy]
granddaughterofdeath: (Default)

Susan Sto Helit | Discworld

[personal profile] granddaughterofdeath 2016-12-05 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[is quite adept at dealing with silly hauntings, thank you very much]
bindsthedead: (art-lay them to rest)

Sabriel | Old Kingdom Chronicles | OTA

[personal profile] bindsthedead 2016-12-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, the restless dead and supernatural nasties are her area of expertise.]
comingupexplody: (Default)

Jamison "Junkrat" Fawkes | Overwatch | OTA

[personal profile] comingupexplody 2016-12-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, he's enough of a dumbass to do any of this stupid shit, even though I'm not sure he believes in ghosts. Or, if he does, he at least pretends that he doesn't.]
Edited 2016-12-05 23:49 (UTC)
inkbled: (❝ ɴɪɴᴇ ❞)

1 1 4 I SWEAR TO FUCK RNG GAVE ME THIS

[personal profile] inkbled 2016-12-05 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( hey. hey, Rosa! bet you won't summon the undead! even you're not crazy enough to do that

uh. well done, friends. well fucking done. because Rosa can't let them just think she's a coward, and if she has to live her immortal life dodging kidnappings and never aging, she's at least going to use her immortality for something useful.

like being able to summon the undead. )


So... I like, summon thee, and stuff? ( YEAH. ROSA. THAT'S HOW WE DO THIS. I summon thee. and stuff. ) Oh.

Uh.

Undead spirits, let us communicate. Come to us.

( this. is so weird. and probably bullshit. )
blanched: (Default)

Shia | Pita-Ten | OTA

[personal profile] blanched 2016-12-05 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Either a hugely ineffective waste of time demon summoning, OR she can be someone experiencing the supernatural, given her sensitivity to it.]
dustless: (visible silence)

Frisk | Undertale | OTA

[personal profile] dustless 2016-12-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)

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