the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

Hehehehe

[falkeditupagain]

Shit. Who is this?

[fivebyfives]

dude, you looked like you were gonna pass out after a couple of shots. you got a long way to go before you can out-drink me

[Thank you slayer powers!]

[michaelsword]

it was a mind trick, psychin you out...that's all

[The denial is strong in this one]

[beguilement]

You didn't seem to be using it...

[fivebyfives]

[Judging you.]

you started singing that song about being a little teapot that was short and stout.

<3

[population_ctrl]

her husband, monsieur

[michaelsword]

better than using the table as my own stripping platform, sweetheart

[fivebyfives]

i agree with that. it's not like you have any assets to show off

[michaelsword]

[Just for that, Faith, you get a picture message]

[fivebyfives]

[Damn. Okay, so maybe he is hot, but he isn't the skeevy Steve that she met at the local bar.]

nice tat.

[falkeditupagain]

I didn't know she was married! Are we talking about the same Mireille? [Because 1, he doesn't know who this is yet, and 2, Hanna can at least lie properly over text messages.]

[michaelsword]

what can i say, women dig ink

[fivebyfives]

some body art's okay

sometimes it can just be wicked embarrassing. like those guys that have 'mom' on their arm

[michaelsword]

im not lookin to get sleeves or anything. im a simple kinda guy

[population_ctrl]

my wife is mireille duroc

[fivebyfives]

[Well, now she's finally clued on to the fact that she's been texting the wrong person.]

what's your name?

[falkeditupagain]

Totally different lady. Sorry, that must have freaked you out man!

[population_ctrl]

no. she gets many propositions

doesnt bother me

[michaelsword]

names dean. Whatta bout you?

[Because lets be honest....even if it had been her, he doesn't remember names]

[fivebyfives]

[They have that in common.]

faith

[If he makes a crack about the George Michael song she won't be impressed.

[therealgenius]

[Justin doesn't want to be your therapist, Tony. You can't afford him. He's not that masochistic.]

I'm not flipping out. Do you think I'm legitimately sitting here, seething in rage at my phone? I'm not. I'm just fucking around.

[michaelsword]

faith, huh? i think im a fan

1/2

[unreadability]

I'd imagined.

[unreadability]

At the risk of sounding conceited, please refrain from using my picture as wanking material.

[falkeditupagain]

[...]

Does she accept any of those propositions?