the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[misspixiestick]

You seriously sound like a pig. Just fyi.

[michaelsword]

been called worse, cant blame me for trying

[misspixiestick]

Not familiar with the area code. You're not from Neptune.

[michaelsword]

california right? passed near there before

[therealgenius]

I don't like bitches means that I do not, in fact, like nagging, aggravating women. Should I say I don't like cunts? Or would you automatically say cunt = vagina and therefore I'm gay because of that?

I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE but there are people on the planet who don't think you're sexually attractive! Mind blowing! BLOW YOUR MIND RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD

Jesus Christ, don't you know that you never go full retard?

[sweetstyle]

She also packed my lunch.

[shoefetish]

oh now you're just joking about aren't you?

[ as jen yet again fears whether or not she actually has friends. ]

[a_little_bigger]

and i clearly txtd the wrong person - does that mean i owe you something?

[sweetstyle]

No. Now I am joking. Knock knock.

[misspixiestick]

Who are you?

[michaelsword]

Names Dean. Your not like 14 right???

hahha wow what a fail, mark

[sweet_riiiiims]

should i give directions for herr commandant?

[misspixiestick]

No, but I am a complete uggo.

[michaelsword]

your a cali girl...pretttty sure thats not possible

[littlspecificty]

Is "blue duck" a euphemism for something or are you talking about a duck that actually has blue feathers?

[misspixiestick]

You haven't seen a lot of "Cali girls," then.

[moderatelyfluent]

An actual duck. You didn't get the reference? Well. There goes my compliment.

[shoefetish]

moss?

[ it really did take her this long to realize

but only moss could

be that lame 8( ]

[michaelsword]

[Oh, look Veronica, now you have a picture text from this stranger. Because Dean thinks that will prove he's not creepy]

[therealgenius]

[abort mission abaddon all hope ye who enter he—]

Shocking news! The world revolves around Tony Stark. So sayeth the Old Testament, forever and ever, yay verily, amen and so forth and Saint Stark the Brilliant and Burdened. Praise be to him in all glories!!!

[sweetstyle]

Yes. Richmond is free for lunch.

[vampirebarbie]

[Maybe she's bored, but she gets this and doesn't recognize the number so she opts to just... mess with them.]

I want photographic proof that they're mine.

[She might regret this, but she only realizes that after she hits send.]

[littlspecificty]

I'm afraid it might have been wasted, unfortunately. I don't recognize your number.

[misspixiestick]

[ Dean, you are a creepy-ass motherfucker. Veronica will shoot him a message back, though, of her wrinkling her nose and giving a thumbs-down. ]

[moderatelyfluent]

Oh wanker. Sorry. Supposed to be to my brother.