the wrong recipient meme

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The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.




¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!

Comments

[unreadability]

Admittedly, my English is inferior to my French.

[population_ctrl]

no

still here, still love u

[1/2]

[aintno_grave]

time and relative dimension in space.

[talldarkmilfy]

I assure you I've not taken anything of yours.

[battyman]

other than being an industrialist and philanthropist? I also happen to be owner and chairman of Wayne Enterprises. [billionaire playboy can also go there somewhere.]

2

[justlikeacircus]

Bruce are we still on for tonight? I'm not attending that stupid benefit for nothing.

[sonars]

uh, thanks, i think.

[2/2]

[aintno_grave]

why would i throw a yoyo out? that's like throwing out fun.

[centeroftheweb]

Then the French will do just fine

[population_ctrl]

me?

i cant even light a firecracker monsieur

[allures]

you're not cook.

=A= good. Now I'll never be able to see them the same way.

[andherewego]

The same way anyone else gets someone's number...

The yellow pages, of course!

( ಠ◡ಠ )

[speakveryclearly]

[WHAT ANCESTOR clearly Dolorosa is just an etymologically sound name she happened to pick because it sounded cool]

Yeah Sure
*The Dolorosa is Not Particularly Clear On Her Verry Ancsty Backstory At The Moment*
*Shes Just Suffering From The Standard Doomed Timeline Doubts And Accompanying Melancholia*

03.

[defending]

[ The reply? Probably doesn't come for a few minutes, because... She's trying to... process everything that just happened. ]

are you *drunk*?

[population_ctrl]

then u need to stalk me better

1/2

[soferocious]

have you seen a doctor?

03.

[championy]

No, I'm not drunk, which proves you're even more of an idiot than I thought. I don't have to drink to be angry with you.

[bigbrotheriswatching]

[Eventually, there's a high level security code, and no details further than that. It is, in and of itself, revealing; a work phone of a top British... something or other.]

Remind me never to let you meet my brother. I fear you might actually be a bad influence. It would be the personality equivalent of dividing by zero.

[defending]

oh my god.

[ a minute later ]

i am *so sorry*

[ two minutes later ]

wait. who is this?

2/2

[soferocious]

shit misdialed.

[unreadability]

You are allowed to keep the picture, on one condition.

[centeroftheweb]

Not directly perhaps

[aintno_grave]

can argue with you thar. i am VERY interesting. in fact, they've had to create new words for how interesting i am.

[centeroftheweb]

Oh? What would that be?

[battyman]

Well, Annie Walker. It might be best if we continue this conversation face to face.