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J. Doe ([personal profile] showstarter) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-13 04:17 pm

the wrong recipient meme

The Wrong Recipient Meme





Oops. It happens to all of us. In a hurry, kind of drunk, too tired – for whatever reason, you've sent a text to the wrong recipient and it's up to you to do damage control.





¤ Post with your character. Name, canon and any preferences in the subject line.
¤ Others choose one of the options below and reply to your character with a text message that wasn't intended for them.
¤ Communication or miscommunication ensues?
¤ Profit!




1. talk dirty | "baby, you were such a stud yesterday"
Texting is a great way to make your partner spend the rest of their meeting thinking about exactly how steamy action was last night... Unless you sent it to the wrong number, of course. How to explain that one?

2. those dates | "Don't forget lunch at 2! :-)"
Easiest way to arrange meetings, confirming them or just saying thanks for a good time is by cell. Even easier? To screw it up when the invitation reaches the wrong person... Or perhaps your mishap lands you an entirely new date!

3. anger management | "OMFG, you really are an asshole!"
They’ve pissed you off royally, so someone deserves a piece of your mind. Poor recipient, having to put up with a dressing-down of that magnitude. Especially if it wasn't actually intended for them.

4. my condolences | "Jane, I'm so sorry about your aunt."
Someone lost a relative, got broken up with or didn't get the grades they'd hoped for, so you quickly text them your heartfelt sympathy. Let's just hope that the recipient actually has lost their aunt...

5. well done | "I heard about it from my mom. You go, girl!"
They aced their exams, just got published or they had a baby. Something definitely deserving of your congratulations. Hopefully the one receiving it will appreciate the recognition of something they probably didn't do.

6. auto correct | "Dad says we're having pussy tonight."
A completely ordinary message. The concert was amazing, you're running late... Autocorrect just happened to change one little word into something completely different. Something that’s even more difficult to decipher for the wrong recipient.

7. wildcard | "ok"
Want another scenario, something combined or something completely different? Knock yourself out!


allures: (judging ♡ really)

[personal profile] allures 2012-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
you literally have no idea what i'm talking about?
killcrop: (pic#4372425)

[personal profile] killcrop 2012-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
hah


forgot to mention arrogant, pedantic, oppressive

and on my side.

god help me i'm trying to keep him there, Mr Two-Hundred. so far so good.

Edited (font consistency is all i ask!) 2012-08-13 16:52 (UTC)
st_a_rk: (heart of gold)

[personal profile] st_a_rk 2012-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I forgot you were in my contacts as 'Probably been eaten by own cats.'

[One away from Pepper Potts.]

Who says? Whoop it up!

[personal profile] hornswoggling 2012-08-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
13's all right. And I completely understand. I think that's beset, actually. Small ights. Less risk, fond as I am of it. More co-op then emfh.
*best
*fights
sonars: (♗ excuse me while i pfffft)

[personal profile] sonars 2012-08-13 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
you're not gonna tell him about this, right?
centeroftheweb: (013)

[personal profile] centeroftheweb 2012-08-13 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Call it a habit.

Or what, you'll sic your guard dog on me?
thecardmaster: (Deal 'em.)

[personal profile] thecardmaster 2012-08-13 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That I do, little lady.
thecardmaster: (Default)

[personal profile] thecardmaster 2012-08-13 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
To see if it works.
centeroftheweb: (pic#2380967)

[personal profile] centeroftheweb 2012-08-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dangerous place in general. But nothing I can't damage control at the moment.
asoldier: (look ❝down❞)

[personal profile] asoldier 2012-08-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not know they had functions that did that.

[excuse him while he tries to think of all the times he may have sent a text that had something spelled incorrectly.]
thecardmaster: (Lady luck is smilin'.)

Wooo!

[personal profile] thecardmaster 2012-08-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
True enough. A little hard to go it on your own in those cases, unless you like getting jumped yourself.

But that's my job.
battyman: © merriestchase (or just another mask)

[personal profile] battyman 2012-08-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute, Tony.

[now that he knows it's you he can be ever more distant.]
unreadability: (all alone)

[personal profile] unreadability 2012-08-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely, I've attended unaccompanied often enough.
asoldier: (emotion ❝been living on a study❞)

omg

[personal profile] asoldier 2012-08-13 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam, I think you have the wrong person.
nungry: (Magic *does* exist!)

[personal profile] nungry 2012-08-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
dont make fun of me!! you said uyo were taking me out to l

unch a hour ago!!
unreadability: (empty empathy)

[personal profile] unreadability 2012-08-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What we'd prefer and what we must accept don't always correspond.
battyman: © merriestchase (you should know that)

[personal profile] battyman 2012-08-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. I think he was the family's black-sheep. My mother just really liked him.
triedfivetimes: (pic#3383080)

[personal profile] triedfivetimes 2012-08-13 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Pepper? Was this meant for Tony?
thegirlwhofoughtback: (Default)

polar opposites unite

[personal profile] thegirlwhofoughtback 2012-08-13 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No real reason. Homage to Bikini Kill?
blooddancer: (Side Glare)

5

[personal profile] blooddancer 2012-08-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose congratulations are in order. Perhaps I was too hasty in dismissing your abilities.
colubri: (♔ 04.)

[personal profile] colubri 2012-08-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
did i? pardon me, must have slipped my mind
now remind me who you are again
scalpedsociety: (sweet)

wow, just gettin' ALL the the ladies phone numbers. XD

[personal profile] scalpedsociety 2012-08-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You do sound like you have a nice phone voice... I have to go. Goodbye.
onapalehorse: (death from above)

[personal profile] onapalehorse 2012-08-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant was that all you needed from me?
triedfivetimes: (pic#3383080)

[personal profile] triedfivetimes 2012-08-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Why shouldn't I know?
population_ctrl: (charmed of course)

[personal profile] population_ctrl 2012-08-13 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
stalking is illegal

& bug spray should do just fine