"You know, that's a phrase a man never wants to hear out of his lady's mouth. 'We need to talk'." He exited warily, carrying his dress pants over his arm as he went to join her on the bed.

"I'm going to assume you're not leaving me - because you're in a dressing gown and not an actual gown -- did you crash one of the cars? Because as long as you're all right and whoever you hit is all right, you know I don't care, yes? It's just a thing."