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[shinraownsyou]

the USERNAME meme

Journal names. They're something we all think about, and that we often try to make as fittingly torturous to our characters as possible. Isn't it nice that our characters never have to know they're wandering around with that horrible label attached to them?

...wouldn't it be fun if they did?

RULES

1 Your character is communicating with others through a journal community, just like how we're using them, and they are perfectly aware of that fact. Whether they think that's normal or not is totally up to you.

2 The also know that when they signed on to this community, they were automatically assigned a name that supposedly has something to do with their personality and/or history. They didn't have any say in what that name was going to be, they're just stuck with it.

3 Make a post with your character's reaction to seeing what their own username is. Do they think it fits? Do they hate it with a passion? Are they downright confused?

4 Comment to other people's posts with your character's reactions to everyone else's usernames. If they know the other character, they might have good reason to laugh at them or feel sorry for them. If they don't, this could lead to some pretty interesting first impressions, don't you think?

5 If you want to use a name that's different from your actual journal name, just mark that in your post. No need to create a whole new journal just to make your character's life worse for one meme. ;)

6 PROFIT!

Comments

[wallets]

It's worth it for the good surprises. Keeps you guessing in the meantime.

What made you decide to be a detective, if you started out in pre-law?

[gingerphones]

By which you mean 'constantly', I assume?

[hisgame]

No, if it's constant, it loses all effect. But once in a while, definitely.

[smellslikecherries]

[She shrugs.]

Change in priorities. I decided I wanted to be in the field, not stuck in a courthouse.

[Better to catch her mother's murderer with, my dear.]

[tofufu]

[OH PLEASE. HE'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN HE SEES IT. -n-]

Then you won't be frightened even if I tell you that I shall spank you if you hit me? [He leans down, meeting the boy's face squarely with a wide smirk. He makes sure to far enough that Hibari's teeth can't latch on to his nose.]

[HE DOES NOT HAVE A FETISH. YOU DON'T SEE HIM WORSHIPPING PINEAPPLES NOW, DO YOU??]

[anklebiter]

[HEAR YE HEAR YE! GATHER 'ROUND, HERBIVORES, FOR HIBARI KYOUYA HAS NEWS FRESH FROM THE REALMS OF THE INTERNET. MUKURO ROKUDO, PINEAPPLE WORSHIPPER AND DUDE-THAT-STINKS-OF-TROPICAL-FRUIT-SMELL, IS A HENTAI AND HE LIKES TO ENACT PHYSICAL VIOLENCE ON POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN! ALSO HE LIKES TO TIE THEM UP, SO HE'S A KINKY PINEAPPLE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.]

I've had worse. [He's still trying to bite your unattractive face off. Just look at him go.]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW, YOU COULD STILL HAVE A SHRINE TO PINEAPPLES HIDDEN SOMEWHERE IN YOUR PLACE... AND IF YOU DON'T WORSHIP PINEAPPLES, WHY IS YOUR HAIR MODELED AFTER ONE, HUH?!]

ohai, this is late

[tofufu]

[ /crickets chirp 8|]

Oh~? Would you mind telling me?

[IT IS NOT MODELLED AFTER ONE AND HE DOES NOT HAVE A SHRINE. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO SAY THIS BEFORE IT SINKS IN?!]

[wallets]

Trials are a lot less exciting than they seem.

[smellslikecherries]

I bet you have plenty of experience.

[wallets]

Hey, I got to be a witness, once.

[smellslikecherries]

I have no doubt the feds make you pay your keep.

/late too

[anklebiter]

[... damnit. JUST YOU WAIT. >:T]

I don't have to tell a pineapple head like you anything.

[HE CAN KEEP SAYING THAT BUT HIBARI ISN'T GOING TO BELIEVE HIM AT ALL.]

welp, more than two weeks, wow

[tofufu]

[That's what he's been doing for the past few minutes, silly. -3-]

You don't have to, but I can make you.

[Oh look, that perverted grin is on his face again-- D8]

[anklebiter]

[then just wait until he poofs back to the past and you end up with his older self. >)]

Yeah right.

[huh he just blew a raspberry at you. Actually scratch that he's blowing multiple raspberries at you. wow. rude little brat, isn't he?]

[tofufu]

[Psh, he can handle anything your older self throws at him. 8)]

I am right. I am older and more mature, therefore I am right.

[What kind of logic is that, Mukuro. Also blowing raspberries right back at you, kid. Two can play at that game!!]

[axekicks]

[POOF........]

... [what the fuck is even going on. why are you even blowing raspberries at him, that's disgusting.]

[tofufu]

[What he's thinking right now can only be described as: 'Uh oh' D|]

...Ciao, Kyouya~

[All the grinning, yep. What raspberries, there are no raspberries being blown here.]

[axekicks]

['sup Rokudo have a tonfa in your face. He's leaving, asshole.]

Tch.

[ ==> Hibari: ollie out. ]