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Emerald Fields ([personal profile] emeraldfields) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-10-21 09:11 pm

The Random Scenario Meme 3.0


THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0



- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?




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[personal profile] the_greywaren 2016-10-31 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"You gonna tell me or make me keep playing twenty questions?" He's curious. Ronan has never met anyone with ties to the mob. It's like something out of a movie. The kind of stuff that just doesn't happen around here.

He nods and takes another drink. "It's not bad. For vodka." Ronan grew up with an Irish father. Whiskey was the drink of choice in the house. Not that he was supposed to drink but he had.

"Kavinsky." Ronan glances at him. "I'm Ronan." No one has ever looked at him like that before. Ronan swallows hard and licks his lips nervously. "I'll figure something out then." His eyes shift to the road and back again. "Where we going?"
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[personal profile] worn_wings 2016-10-31 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[See? He's got a sense of humor after all. It's prone to pop up in the worst circumstances.]

Quit talkin' like that, [he mutters, risking a glance at the window. Only a risk because the longer he can hold off looking at the horde of the dead, the longer he can keep up imagining things might be all right.

He can't bring himself to say they're gonna be all right, much as he'd like to. Lying doesn't come so easy to him.]


Think we should start a fire?
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2-14 kinda anyway let's just roll with it

[personal profile] rheecon 2016-10-31 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's been a while now since that night in Alexandria came to a head, the wolves giving way to the walkers and fire. Cleanup has finished, rebuilding has begun, and life is on its way back to what qualifies as normal these days.

Glenn has, at least, been given something of a rundown on what took place while he was otherwise... occupied. Maybe he doesn't have every detail, but Maggie has certainly made it clear how much Aaron supported her and, to Glenn, there's not much that means more to him than that.

So here he is, taking a little breather from helping out with the walls as the sun starts to climb too high when he spots Aaron and decides to head over. With as many losses as the community has suffered, it's hard to put much joy into his smile, but he manages to muster a small one along with his soft greeting. ]


Aaron. Hey.
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[personal profile] photogaffe 2016-10-31 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright, [Aaron says, almost fondly. Daryl is a strange, unpredictable man, but it's hard not to focus on the good in him once you catch sight of it. Or maybe he just doesn't want to focus on his impending horrible death.]

[The responsible thing, really, is for both of them to shoot themselves in the head. Aaron can't bring himself to do it, yet, and he hopes he's not the only one.]

[So he'll humor Daryl for now.]


If one of us could manage to get out arm out and throw it... [He frowns at the rotter's face pressed against the window, the rotted tongue, the bloody teeth...] I don't know how easy that will be.
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Manny Calavera | Grim Fandango

[personal profile] vendedor 2016-10-31 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
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aggressively handwaves.

[personal profile] photogaffe 2016-10-31 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaron has been working. Trying to work. To keep an eye on things, to make up for his failings, to even the scores, he has to keep busy. He's not much for power tools or construction, so he's been washing the blood and grit off people's houses. No one wants to see that constant reminder of what happened.]

[He hears Glenn's approach, and looks up from the bucket of soapy water he was staring into.]


Oh, Glenn. [He can't help but smile to see him, speechlessly glad as he is that Maggie's husband somehow survived.] It's good to see you.
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[personal profile] peacefulwinter 2016-10-31 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Humming in consideration for a moment, Winter nods at Jasmine's warning. "That's about right. It's well and good to train expecting to need it, but it's not good to go looking for trouble. Whether that's running into expected danger, or pushing yourself too hard because you think it's important... you have to take it step by step." Not that Winter was exactly practicing what she preached either, but that had come with the territory, in the beginning. By the time training was even feasible she took it together with actual work.

"And despite that we did indeed need to come save Jasmine that time," she continued with a sidelong glance to the one-winged young woman in question, "that's not necessarily a bad thing. Even I've been in over my head, as cool as Lily tends to make me look. What matters is understanding your limitations, having a plan to cover them... and knowing how to get around them, in an emergency. Does that make sense?"
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[personal profile] yangarang 2016-10-31 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ It was lucky for Yang that she wasn't wearing any pants to charm off then, wasn't it? It just so happened that her rather short matching skirt hardly left anything covered at all... especially considering she hadn't bothered to wear anything under it.

Yang smirked at Zen's words, fingers curling ever-so-slightly into his bare skin. ]
That's Yang, the Great and Mighty Dragon of the Sun to you, human!

[ Leaning down, she placed a kiss at his neck, following it up with a nip. One hand slid slowly down his chest and slipped between the flimsy fabric of his spedo. Her fingers slid along the length of his "sword" and her next words purred against his skin. ] Can you even withstand this?
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[personal profile] jalapenos 2016-10-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Zen sucks in a breath, sharp and low, at even the slightest feeling her fingers left atop his skin. It was such a rush to be pinned down and helpless, completely at his companion's mercy, especially with that look in her eyes. He could have sworn that he saw them flicker with a fiery red for a moment... or was that just his gaze reflecting off hers? (The level of attractiveness was much like a mirror facing another! Infinite beauty!!)

His thoughts were distracted with the way that her teeth threatened to pierce skin, and with the deliberate touch against his sword, the flesh getting rock hard with each breath of hers against his exposed skin.]


I guarantee I can withstand, Yang, the Great and Mighty Dragon of the Sun! [Each word is said flawlessly, her words like lines he had to memorize in seconds.] I can withstand for several minutes, actually!
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[personal profile] roadtogold 2016-10-31 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
They wha-? Isn't that all the more reason to stay here?!

[Seiya is also dodging the attack. That new information was a bit of a shocker, but it doesn't stop deter his will to fight. While he noticed she was packing guns, he knew that anything could've happened in a battle.]

You're human too, aren't you? You can't fight all of them alone!

[Gripping his right fist, he'll throw in a punch into the creature's head and manages to blow it right off. He had to guess that he didn't lose that hand because his Cloth was protecting him.]
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[personal profile] witchplease 2016-10-31 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
It did not.

[ Despite knowing full well that certain people in the room are full of shit, her mouth presses into a thin line as she leans forward, focusing on the point between Sam's eyes. Two and a half minutes comes and goes, her expression twisting wryly as they power through the awkwardness into something... else. Self-aware awkwardness and commiseration through a shared loathing? Another fifteen seconds passes with Wanda breaking eye contact to laugh into the back of her hand, and when she looks up again, she sees something else. A shared moment between the two of them.

Her eyes dart over his face, catching on his mouth more than once. At 3:19 in, Wanda closes the distance between the both of them. Fingers tracing up along the strong lines of his neck, she takes his mouth with hers, demanding entrance with teeth and tongue while her arms loop around his shoulders ]
Edited (WHAT WHO LAUGHS INTO OTHER PEOPLES HANDS THAT'S A WEIRD THING) 2016-10-31 03:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] yangarang 2016-10-31 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Only a few? [ Yang couldn't help but to snicker.

This time she bit down against the soft flesh of his neck, following it up with a taste of his skin (spicy...). Yang's fingers wrapped around the hilt of his thick, hard sword while her thumb rubbed the tip. If she were to prick her thumb on a real sword she likely would have drawn blood, however with Zen's she found an entirely different kind of slickness. ]
Edited 2016-10-31 04:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] wingedman 2016-10-31 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[The awkwardness dissipates, and Sam finds himself studying Wanda's face more closely. He likes the smile in her eyes after she laughs; it's not something she shows often. Not that she has much reason to, with what she's been through. But it softens her for just a moment, makes her look vulnerable - and happy. She should laugh more often, he thinks. It looks good on her.

He's surprised when she moves in closer, doesn't expect her to kiss him, but once she starts, he goes along with it. It's been - god, what, years? since he kissed a woman. He's forgotten how different it is, softer, and he tugs her onto his lap, hands fitting comfortably in the small of her back, and then-

Oh, shit. The realization of what he's doing sinks in, and he slowly glances over at Steve with a look of horror on his face. They've never really talked about being exclusive (because they're both too damn chicken to discuss feelings like that) but it's one of those things that's pretty much gone unsaid between them since the beginning.

Except now Wanda's on his lap, and he's definitely starting to get hard, and this is kind of a huge fucking problem.]
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[personal profile] jalapenos 2016-10-31 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It was true. With the way she bit his neck, all Zen could feel was hardness down below, and a little slick tip of precum glistening down his head the second Yang grabbed a hold of it and started rubbing. His cheeks were warm as his free hand moved to push his own bangs away from his eyes, a small bit of sweat already forming on his brow.

Completely vulnerable from his very apparent arousal, he keeps strong with his charm, not faltering in his smooth tone... but he does find the words hard to get to at first.]


Dare to test me.
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[personal profile] underachievement 2016-10-31 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the guy's painfully easy to track down so jess isn't in a hurry to slam him into a wall and cart him off to the authorities when he's being so cooperative, just criminaling all over the place. it'll give the cops something to hold over him in interrogation and -- holy shit fuck, that plan is defenestrated fast when a flaming charger lights up the scene. she caps her camera and vaults over the fire escape, slamming one knee into the ground in a sloppy, accidental superhero landing that hurts like a motherfucker.

jess curses and scrambles forward, across the smoldering treadmarks. she's not an idiot, she knows what that means. and seeing as she doesn't know where she stands with the rider, she's rushing to yank their mutual perp to the comparative safety of the wall's edge before checking for a pulse. (also because a nurse she isn't.) he's sputtering and splurting blood from the mouth, unable to speak. lung must be collapsed or punctured. ]


Shut up. Hold on, just shut up. [ naturally, he ignores her advice and grabs at her arm futilely while she reaches into her pocket for her phone. he lets go by the time she's got the 9 pressed and he's gone by 1. ] God damn it. [ now that she's failed at her first priority, jess tunes into the nearby engine rev ] God damn it!
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[personal profile] quaestio 2016-10-31 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
True, true but the mess could be worst. For us. As in ... [He pauses, thinking how best to make it clear what he means. Oh. Right. Riddle time.] What can be swallowed but can also swallow you?

[Though, given how Oswald looks and his almost shaky breathing, perhaps now isn't the time for a riddle. He reaches out to steady Oswald as he very gently runs his finger along the collar bone, trying his best to apply zero pressure but allowing him to feel the true extent of the damage. Oh boy.

This is not good.]
Pride. The answer. It was pride.

[It seemed only fair to give the answer, he doubts Oswald will answer. Clearly his mind is elsewhere.] Oh dear. This is not good. It's snapped. Well, no, it could be worse. It's at least a clean snap from the looks. We'll need to get this looked at ASAP. [He was better at handling corpses, not live people.

Pulling back, he pats down his pockets before pulling out his phone and presenting it to Oswald. All was not lost. Of course Edward had his phone, he never liked to be too far away from it.]
I feel like one way or another, we're going to have to call 911. It seems pointless to split hairs at this point.

[personal profile] firemetwice 2016-10-31 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll have Margaret soften the blow. I don't get paid enough to stand between you and Leo. But if you did really want to get me that vacation to Tahiti I might consider it."

Donna chose to ignore his tirade about Ryan. Contrary to Josh's popular belief, she didn't exactly lack in her own work to do that would allow her to step away from her desk long enough to fail to wake Josh up.

She knew about the sleep debt. She knew it was better to waste Ryan's time than her own.

"Mmhmm, you work really hard. It's a terrible thing that this job doesn't allow you to have enough rest. Democracy is a cruel mistress. Shower, coffee, eye drops."
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[personal profile] defensebonds 2016-11-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know those times where you blink and somehow manage to miss something really important?

Yeah.

One moment he's watching the two of them, Wanda laughing and Sam looking endeared in a way that Steve adores — but then he's glancing down at the time, and when he looks back somehow Wanda has ended up on Sam's lap while the two of them have their mouths locked together, and he is not really sure how they ended up from point A to point B. His mouth drops open and he's left gaping at the both of them, too shocked to move or speak. Jesus Christ, when the article said it enhanced intimacy, he didn't think it worked that well, but—

Is watching his whatever Sam is to him with his arms around a woman he'd before now seen as only a girl in his care supposed to be this attractive?

When Sam looks at him, he's still frozen, clearly shocked — but the man's seen him in the throes of need enough to spot all the signs that he's gotten turned on by their little moment, despite being obviously confused by the issue. Poor guy's sitting there with goosebumps and the start of a stiffy with zero idea why.

This shit was not covered in Mom's Awkward Sex Lectures. ]
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[personal profile] worn_wings 2016-11-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[They can't really be at shoot themselves in t[ ]he head already, can they?

Don't answer that.]


You try if you want, [but obviously he's pretty doubtful.] I mean climb up on the roof, torch the place...

[And either run like hell if they're distracted enough, or burn to a crisp.]
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[personal profile] redhotblaze 2016-11-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Chris was about to fire back another retort, when... when she she saw him punch a Noise's head off. She was left staring wide eyed as the creature's body broke apart and carbonized.]

My... my armor protects me... what the hell are you supposed to be?!
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[personal profile] witchplease 2016-11-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Two-glasses-in Wanda connects the obvious of Sam wanting to fuck the hell out of them both, and Steve really wanting to (even if he hasn't quite realized it yet), so really, she's doing them all a favor by taking the guesswork out of the whole thing. They'll thank her later, if they ever stop mooning at one another. Struck by a sudden jealousy -- why should Steve have his attention, when she's right there in his lap -- her nose wrinkles, and she sets to righting this wrong.

She starts by placing her hand on Sam's cheek, drawing his gaze back to her, before grinding her hips down against the hardening cock beneath her. A wicked smile pulls at her lips then, her fingers flexing in response to the wave of pleasure, nails digging into his shoulders. Another roll of her hips, and she drags him to her by a finger hooked in the collar of his shirt, close enough for her to latch onto his neck, her teeth scraping across his skin. Laughing lightly and clearly delighted with herself, she presses that wicked grin into Sam's flesh. ]
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[personal profile] wingedman 2016-11-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so Steve's confused but turned on, and Sam's confused but turned on, and Wanda seems to be the only one with any idea what the hell is going on here. On the bright side, it means that she knows what she's doing, and Sam isn't going to have to guide two people fumbling through shit for the first time, just one.

His eyes flutter shut as Wanda latches onto his neck, head tilting to one side.]


You're cheating again.

[Not that it's really that hard to figure out that Sam's neck is a hotspot. But his accusation isn't heated - in fact, he's chuckling as he says it - so it's easy to see that he's not really bothered by it. His hands slide under Wanda's shirt, callused fingertips slipping over heated skin, unhooking the clasps of her bra with a practiced ease.]

Shoulda left that for Steve, actually.

[Some other time, they can let Wanda sit there with her shirt off and be entertained for hours while Steve tries to unhook a bra. Right now, Sam's too busy going for her breasts, running his hands over them in a surprisingly gentle caress.]
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[personal profile] abundantlove 2016-11-01 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mollly... still felt like she had something to prove. But at the same time, she couldn't really doubt the things the young women were saying. They'd fought and suffered all this time... and what had she done? She wanted to be one of these people.

"... I guess it does," she said, slumping a bit. "But... if I can't do this now... what can I do...?"
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[personal profile] jasminebloominginshadow 2016-11-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"... You do whatever you can," Jasmine replied, crossing her arms. "I know it sounds cheesy but... that's what happens. And if you need to rest, rest so you can get back up again."

She shrugged, and then grinned in an attempt to tell a joke. "Or so they tell me. I haven't had to worry about stamina in a while."
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[personal profile] photogaffe 2016-11-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaron opens his mouth, closes it, considering.]

Remind me never to get on your bad side. [He smiles, a little weary, a little indulgently.] Well, not again.

[Daryl's idea is the only thing resembling a plan that they've come up with. Aaron has to try it, for Eric's sake. He nods, and casts about for anything flammable.] Good thing this thing's got a sun roof, I guess.

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