The Random Scenario Meme 3.0

[emeraldfields]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-6 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

[dannyrand]

Rough is good though, the clash of teeth and hard press of lips are real, jarringly so-- and Danny presses back for the brief moment before Frank's fingers slip from the fabric of his shirt and he's left to fall backwards, arms spread because it's no use fearing the decent.

And if it's his last two seconds well... kinda worth it. Danny won't be afraid, he won't allow the asshole that made this horrible place the satisfaction.

Hitting hurts but not like the actual fall should. It doesn't spatter him across the cold concert below-- rather it's like landing flat against water. The initial shock of impact before he sinks, the air knocked from his lungs while the world around him shatters apart.

And then he's on his hands and knees, gasping for breath, the city loud and alive around him.

[trustinthedevil]

"Good. I like being stuck with you."

Even if being stuck with Danny means getting dragged into sex shops, and having to put out kitchen fires, and sometimes spending weeks apart or dealing with bullet wounds. Matt can't imagine doing all of that with anyone else.

[dannyrand]

You take the good you take the bad?

"Thank god." He grins against his jaw, reaching down to lace their fingers together so they can keep walking. It's a bit of a walk home, but it's nice day out, and they can stop to get those cupcakes to eat on a bench out front.

[usagimodoki]

[ Noiz raises an eyebrow, giving Aoba's water soaked form another once over, to the puddle he's dripping on the smooth floor. Watches as he takes off his coat-- oh. It's waterproof. Interesting. It only takes a couple steps for him to completely invade Aoba's space, the USagimodoki falling back around them. Raising a hand, he sets it against Aoba's cheek.

Nothing.

Can't feel much past the muffle of deadness in his nerves, whether Aoba's cold, whether he's not. Could rely on visual cues-- is his body trembling? Skin pale? Can't tell, not really. Well, not his problem. Aoba's an adult, as he's fond of reminding Noiz. He can figure out how to take care of himself. Still, Noiz can't resist pointing out-- ]

It helps with the cold. I heard.

[ And even if Aoba's shirt isn't wet, what about his jeans? His socks?

But Noiz follows his gaze around the apartment: nothing that interesting. He had just finished dinner, and taken up post on his couch to dig through a bit of this and that on his Coil. The flat screen TV is black. Off. Anyway, the apartment's contemporary, modern, sleek-- the completely opposite of old fashioned ostentatiousness and heavy furniture. Noiz likes it. Aoba might think it looks bare, but Noiz really doesn't own that much stuff.

He shrugs,. ] Wasn't doing much. [ And heads away from the door, pausing only to shoot Aoba a low-lidded glance. ] You can borrow something to wear. Unless... you came here because you want me to warm you up?

[razzledazzles]

[Ah. It's cute. But!! It's not working, so he'll have to be more persistent, or more aggressive? Well, he won't do anything that's not beautiful... but he will reach over and pinch at Gintoki's side. Maybe he's ticklish, or maybe that will startle him awake.]

I mean,,, yes

[razzledazzles]

[Nooo... that gets Jae-Ha to react, raising both of his hands (including the trapped one) comically to wave him off.]

Hang on a minute, Hak, that's going too far... [Please leave his beautiful finger alone.] There was one secret to this trap that I haven't told you yet! Would you like to hear it?

[trombones]

Dang. This is a real pain.

[Isn't it a great jacket? Sans scratches at his nonexistent ass, then reaches into the pockets of his shorts.]

Lesse... oh, hey. I got half a Snickers bar. How much does that count for?

[thegoodbad]

Frank isn't too far behind. If this somehow did end up being a shitty decision he doesn't want to see Danny's body splattered on the ground. It was Frank's dumbass suggestion so if he just let his friend fall to his death, it's only fair to join him.

The rush of falling has his heart in his throat and his stomach a twisted mess but before he can feel an impact, before he can regret the decision, he's pulled into reality with a gasping breath. The throbbing of his head where he'd hit it during the fight is even stronger now and as he sits up the world spins just a bit.

"I can't believe that worked." He mutters. I can't believe I fucking kissed him.

Looking over to the other man, Frank almost wants to laugh... but there is still the issue of who they were fighting. "I'm guessing the fucker ran."

[dannyrand]

Danny barks out a little laugh, rolling to his back to drape his arm over his eyes. "Man I hope you believed that would work, otherwise not cool." His chest is still heaving from the thrill of it, but it's not every day you get to fall to your death and live to tell the tale.

"I have no doubt. But we can track him again, we did it before." He lays for a moment longer before using his shoulders to roll back to his feet in an easy motion, then offers a hand down to Frank.

"That was rough, but at least we know how to shake out of it."

[thegoodbad]

"I had no idea if it would actually work but that's how I wake up from a lot of dreams." And in the movies. But he's not adding that part.

Frank takes the outstretched hand to get up, holding his head and wincing. There's blood at the back of his temple. Great.

"Next time, let me just put a bullet in the asshole's face." Rough is putting it lightly. Frank doesn't even know how to continue ignoring everything they saw and experienced. It was way too personal for both of them.

[negativism]

If Ki-moon told you anything about me, you should know that I've lived to the point where not much surprises me anymore.

[There's exceptions, always are, but he sure as hell isn't mentioning that here. Also probably not a great idea to pat him on the head if he wants to keep the dragon from reacting poorly.]

And I'm not one for small talk.

[pleasureanddeath]

If he didn't expect the touch, the affectionate grasp of both hands certainly catches him off-guard - a fact he hides well. He's used to the simulated affections of partners occasionally, often born of desperation when they know he's intending to kill them. Ren, however, seems oddly genuine.

Well, Zevran had just swept him off his feet, quite literally, and whisked him away to doctor him up himself. That likely accounted for something.

"Then we shall make it so," he declares, and flashes another of those bright grins. "It is...your turn to buy the round, yes?"

A meager price for an ex member of the most expensive assassin's guild in all of Thedas.

[quaestio]

[He shrugs without committing, not sure what else he was supposed to say to this. Yes, he saved Oswald but he'd always save Oswald. It no longer felt like a gesture, it was just second nature. Oswald was of great importance to him, he had to keep him safe. It was his job and as long as he wasn't lying there with a bullet in his skull, Edward knew he was doing right.]

Of course, Oswald. I always would. I think--

[His words falter as he watches Oswald for a moment, struggling to move his arm, the way his fingers twitched and the limitations of movement. Shit. Maybe he hadn't done his job as well as he thought. Oswald did hit the bar pretty hard when he shoved him out of the way, perhaps he did more damage than he'd intended.]

Don't move your arm. [He's at his side in seconds, assessing the damage as gently as he can. He reaches up and gently pulls back his jacket.] May I look at it.

[hobblepot]

[His pulse quickens, the room threatening to spin on its own axis; a part of him is afraid to know the shape he's in and it's worse when he's still tingly-numb (but for a slight stinging of his scalp he's just beginning to notice). Either a bad sign or a small mercy. He can't tell yet.

But he looks up into Ed's face and nods breathlessly, dazed, and keeps as still as his rattled nerves will allow. At least, until he remembers his phone in his pocket.]

Zsasz... [He gasps out, and on its own its a complete sentence, explaining everything. Their ticket out. Only that when he pats down his suit he realizes his phone's missing, no doubt lost in their desperate attempt to escape. Spectacular. Rolling his eyes, he lets his head thump back against the wall.]

[quaestio]

Zsasz? [Of course! He was a perfect candidate to help annnnd of course, Oswald didn't have his phone anywhere. He pats him down to make sure before pulling back, trying to think if he could remember the number. He'd seen it on his phone and his memory was remarkable but given the panic and the current situation, recalling the digits off the top of his head? Not easy.

He decides to put a pin in that and instead continues to help Oswald out of his jacket.] We'll find a way to get in touch, I know the number, I just can't recall it but I'm going to have to find a way. It's either him or [There was a beat and Edward pulls a face. Oh God. Their friends are slim to none lately.] Butch?

[God no. That was not an option. He tilts his head to the side as he slowly starts to undo Oswald's tie and top shirt buttons, running over the numbers he had.] Or our old friend Jim Gordon, I believe I still have the number, if he hasn't changed it. And same goes for Harvey. Though, personally, I'd rather avoid that kind of mess.

[killingfloorblues]

None of you elders are easy to surprise.

[Not that it bothered him that much. He wasn't in this to surprise anyone, he was only in this to take care of business and live, and that meant getting the faces of all these older people, well then that was just the part of being who he was.]

No? So how do you talk with Tarr? If you haven't noticed, he doesn't even talk half of the time.

[dannyrand]

"Maybe not his face, but defiantly both his legs." Danny reaches up to cradle Frank's face for a moment, tipping his head so he can run his fingers across the gash at his temple, trailing that tingling warmth of glowing chi to heal it... or at least enough to stop the bleeding and take away the sharp sting.

"I shouldn't be the guy that's lecturing you on all this head trauma." He says with an amused twist of lips.

At least Danny's alright physically, but that little trip did a number on him mentally. He's keenly aware of how exhausted he is.

[thegoodbad]

He's still not used to the tingling of chi whenever Danny uses it on him. Frank can admit that it's a very helpful skill to have though and just lets him do it, pride be damned. There could be worse shit. They've both been through worse.

Right now though he feels just as exhausted and frustrated that the bastard got away, that they couldn't even keep him from causing more mayhem with innocent children. He fuels the anger to avoid other emotions.

"Thanks," he grumbles once pulling away, jaw tense as he realizes Danny saw something tragic from Frank's perspective in a way no one else has. Ah, shit. "We can't just give up. That can't be it."

6-17, apparently, with a minor mod so it makes sense

[likeafallingstar]

It'd been something of a game, proposed over wine and out of idle curiosity, maybe a bit of boredom. Mostly? It'd been a series of off-handed or ridiculous suggestions until they'd wound up on something as unusual as this. Well, perhaps not unusual: Gilgamesh often did get what he wanted, though Enkidu just as often countered Gilgamesh where they felt it either amusing or necessary. At this point, they aren't sure who this idea favours more, but the more Enkidu thinks about it, the more they realise they don't particularly care.

Why should they? It amounts to something potentially interesting. And, besides, if it wound up too... whatever, they could always stop.

It hadn't originally been meant in seriousness, but somehow it'd rounded that corner and slammed into being a legitimate suggestion. Which, why not run with it? It isn't as though it'd be the first or last time they'd end up in bed together, and it certainly wouldn't hurt to give something like this a try.

Being bound through will alone and following directions is a degree of taming Enkidu has yet to experience and one they aren't particularly keen to--at least, not with anything outside this. Too tame and they become little more than a pet, and that is far from what they are intended to be, much less who they are in Gilgamesh's company. And of course it's Enkidu who's put to this--Gilgamesh wouldn't dare to be subjected to such a thing as being ordered around, after all.

Yet.

Depending on this experiment, this game, they might bring it back to use against their king, one day. For now, though, Enkidu's left with an amused curve to their lips, a light in their eyes, head tilted towards a shoulder as they sit and wait, forearm braced against a bent knee.

[roadtogold]

[There were plenty of questions flashing through his head. Like what those monsters were, who this warrior was and why she was singing so intensely... But he'd put them on hold for now. There will be blue streaks of light flying towards the monsters to hold them back. They looked very much like meteors if one were to squint.

And in the meantime? Seiya is donned in his Gold Cloth and standing behind Chris. Putting his hands on her shoulders, he keep her from falling over.]

Careful there, hot shot. The calvary's arrived!

[whatwasthat]

No.

[ He came here to initiate a round of Midorijima's most beloved traditional sport: smooth-talking an accomplice. That's petty and mean and wrong — but at least it's not obscene. (Mostly).

Nudging Ren on, he sets the last dry towel on the nearest sofa and takes his seat on it — it's... difficult to achieve comfort in Noiz's space and under his vigil, but Aoba's learned some of the tricks of it over time. Above all else, he simply needs to shrug off the feeling that he's being watched for the meat on his bones, and that Noiz'll jump to peck him to death at the first opportunity. No easy feat, when Noiz's eyes can come quite so cold, but you get used to them trained on you, glaring.

Carelessly, Aoba picks up his ball of damp pooch, plopping Ren on his knees and starting to dry him off with the awkwardly rolled corners of his own sweater. Newer All-Mates are designed to withstand basic threats against their infrastructure, but Aoba won't be the man to take risks with water damage on an older model. Besides, Ren hardly objects. ]

If you can spare a few things, I suppose I'd be grateful. [ They're almost of a size, in the end. It might prove a hassle for Noiz, but Aoba can't say he wouldn't benefit plainly from his host's inconvenience. And he's done Noiz plenty of favors — just think of all the times he's stared balefully at Noiz's newer 'accessories' until their owner recognised them for the horrifying offences against fashion and common sense that they were. ]

Say, I know Koujaku and you don't always... get along.[ To put both the obvious and the understated mildly. ] But.. you like him all right, don't you?

[negativism]

It's part of the package.

[He lets out a huff despite himself. Despite what he was connected to, the mage was lively, at least. It was an interesting counter to Ki-moon's stoic nature.]

We talk when it's necessary. He and I have a mutual understanding of that.

[rennotrin]

"Absolutely is," he replies with humor, restraining his laughter so he doesn't jostle the bandages. He gives Zevran's hand a squeeze, and then lets go, wriggling a bit to grab and then down the rest of the brandy in the glass.

"I think after that, a few more drinks are definitely in order." Since the bottle is in easy reach, he grabs it, sets the glass back down, and pours the next one with a definite level of precision, not a single drop spilling over despite his awkward angle.

"I'll make sure to stop before I get too drunk."

[redhotblaze]

[Chris noticed those streaks of light, followed by someone grabbing her shoulders from behind... and she pushes away from him quickly, spinning around with a frightened look on her face. This... isn't the sort of surprise that Chris is familiar with.]

Who... who the hell are you?!

5-15, oh my god

[likeafallingstar]

...Now. Enkidu had learned many things, in life. Cooking had not been one of them--nothing beyond the simplest manner through use of fire and an arrangement of sticks and supports and waiting while the meat was suspended over it. Anything fancier? No. That had been up to those who prepared their meals with Gilgamesh (they'd more often been attentive to pretty girls or Gil, himself, though ever had appreciation for good food gone far from unnoticed). So... as much as they knew how this worked, in the theoretical, thanks to knowing about this time's technology and all...

They're currently left perching on the countertop, palms against the edge between their knees, and staring somewhat unsurely at the western-styled kitchen. And maybe the Irishman trapped in this mess, too. Of course, this all tied back to their master being unwell and... well, impromptu truces and... it... Really, this war is a mess. But two magi down with some manner of illness (it seems like flu) and needing to take care of them, it's... Well.

"...Do you have any idea where to begin?" Pleasant, but... well. The Hell were they supposed to do? It's not like they'd been given any sort of instruction. "I know how everything works, but..." This might be interesting. Or disastrous.