whorehousing ([personal profile] whorehousing) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-10-07 10:15 pm
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Because I want some cowboy smut and you can't stop me


The Wild West Brothel (AU) Smut Meme
The year is 18...something-something. It's before cars, before airplanes, and before, if we're to believe movies and books, law and order were firmly put in order. The horse reigns supreme, though the train is an up-and-coming marvel, and that's where many people make their money- on both sides of "good" and "bad."

Cowboys and bandits run the trails while they guard or steal cattle, and the lawmen can be just as crooked as the big bosses that own everything, from the cows to the mines in the stony hills. This is a hard land, a land for killing and a land for dying on the sandy ground. Everything drips red with blood, with little exception. Of course, there are places to find a little comfort.

Such a place is Tumbleweed Tonya's infamous "cat house" brothel, the last stop before the open wilderness of the Broken Bird Trail, one of the most dangerous drives that leads all the way to Old Mexico through deserts and Indian territory. But you don't have to think so much about that at Tonya's. In a little enclave that includes a saloon and a mercantile shop, this little whorehouse is the best west of Texas. There's booze, good food, and, to be expected, good company. Tonya, a hardworn madame from back east who's surprisingly well-read, prides herself in keeping a menagerie fit for every taste, and she means every taste: there are young women, old women, Celestial maidens from the Far East, Indian maids, even men for those who enjoy a bit of masculine company. After all, she's not one to judge. Some even say that some of the workers may not be exactly...human.

You've found yourself here. Maybe you're a worker here, trying to earn a few dollars with your body. You could be an honest cowboy, or a bandit hero, or the law itself. Why you're here can be just as varied. This may be your last ride and you're looking to share the last moments with someone. Perhaps you're a regular who just likes a good screw every now an then, an ordinary citizen who just got sucked up in all this, or someone involved in the blossoming crime world who does their business in a good ol' fashioned brothel. Worst of all, though, you could be someone who's in love with one of the workers and is trying to save him/her. That can only end in tragedy.

Whatever the case may be, there are plenty of tokens to go around for those who have the money. Let your horse take a break, take a load off your feet, and enjoy some fun for a spell.

OOC
As someone who likes historical AU, I thought this may be a fun setting to play around with. Feel free to do as you like and do completely historical shenanigans, or play it fast and loose with something as varied as steampunk or sci-fi westerns. Of course, AU isn't completely necessary.

For rules, they're just like any other meme:
-Comment with your character.
-Comment to others.
-Get your smut on.

Blank comments are fine. However, if you like forms, we have those, too!

Character Name:
Age:
Role: What role your character is playing in this little show (ie, worker, cowboy, town sheriff, bandit). Multiples roles for different options are obviously okay.
Preferences:
Any Other Info: This is where you can put information about your character, their personality, or maybe even their "AU" information for this post. You can also come up with scenarios if you'd like.

paintednoble: (Huh?)

Nickov // Original Character // OTA

[personal profile] paintednoble 2016-10-08 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Nickov
Age: Early/Mid 20s
Role: Likely looking for work in the town or passing through to work somewhere else
Preferences: Kinks and physical info are in the journal
Any Other Info: Space western anyone? Trigun/Firefly style.
Open to him buying off your debt or whatever so that you can travel with him, or at least get away from the town.
Feel free to PM me with any questions, this is more or less his type of world so I'm open to a lot
shinypretties: the_twilight ij (Default)

[personal profile] shinypretties 2016-10-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Kaylee Frye
Age: twenties
Role: fix-it girl for a gang of bandit-heroes
Preferences: Kaylee would desperately like to know the answer to this question
Any Other Info: Could go straight up western, or space-cowboy au (which is actually canon for her). Also, any excuse for her to wear a frilly dress and hoopskirt.
the7_assassin: (Default)

Billy Rocks * The Magnificent Seven * M/F

[personal profile] the7_assassin 2016-10-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Billy Rocks
Age: 30s
Role: Outlaw, hired gun. Either on the way to a job or spending his pay from one.
Preferences: M/F, usual no's
Any Other Info: Pretty easy to slide into a space western. Any questions, just hit me up and we'll work it out.
rip_hunter: (Default)

Rip Hunter * DCTV * M/F

[personal profile] rip_hunter 2016-10-08 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Rip Hunter
Age: Late 30s
Role: Marshall/Sheriff or Bounty Hunter
Preferences: M/F, usual no's
Any Other Info: Could be au'd as actually from the Old West, or just visiting (which is totally canon!) or a space frontier setting.
scorpionqueen: (Crazy grin)

Adiane The Elegant - Gurren Lagann - OTA

[personal profile] scorpionqueen 2016-10-08 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Adiane
Age: 30's
Role: Outlaw, perhaps disguised as a 'worker'...
Preferences:Open to most kinks but non-con/bathroom stuff.
Any Other Info: Can either be a normal human, or snake-scorpion-beastwoman complete with scorpion tail and long tongue!
12percentplan: (*smirk*)

Peter Quill/Star-Lord || MCU || M/F

[personal profile] 12percentplan 2016-10-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Peter Quill
Age: Early 30s
Role: Outlaw with a heart of gold
Preferences: Open to most kinks, no bathroom stuff or violence.
Any Other Info: Can either be AU'd to be a legit cowboy, or kept canon as a space cowboy.
redharvest: (Gunshow)

Red Harvest | Magnificent Seven | M/F

[personal profile] redharvest 2016-10-08 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Red Harvest
Age: 26
Role: Traveler, lone stranger, unlikely hero or really anything else we can come up with.
Preferences: Basic no's apply here, I'm mostly interested in ye-olde west. But I'm willing to au into other settings as well.
Any Other Info: If you have any questions go ahead and ask either here or feel free to pm me!
heroiccia: (Action hero)

[personal profile] heroiccia 2016-10-08 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Alfred F. Jones
Age: 19
Role: Cowboy, sheriff
Preferences: M/F preferred, nothing too extreme and usual nos here.
Any Other Info: none!
satoriginal: (13)

Asami Sato | Legend of Korra | F/F

[personal profile] satoriginal 2016-10-08 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Asami Sato
Age: 22
Role: Either a very popular worker or a rich girl come to indulge a craving that polite society frowns upon.
Preferences: Very kink-friendly, but let's avoid bodily waste and ultraviolence.
Any Other Info: Fine with this being an Avatarverse-based AU or a more mundane, 'realistic' western AU.
i_can_smell_you: (Default)

[personal profile] i_can_smell_you 2016-10-08 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Totally canon blind, but with what little bit I read up on the character. How about a well-educated guy possibly doing this to supplement his research? Probably in the space-cowboy AU.

If you're cool with it any particular preferences? Especially on clothing since my go-to for these kinds of situations is usually to throw Zexion into frilly dresses himself.)
greatestchange: (Smile)

[personal profile] greatestchange 2016-10-08 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
(I'd be fine with this being an Avatarverse-based AU! Perhaps something that takes place post-series but before the new comic series? What kind of kinks do you wanna go with?)
shinypretties: the_twilight ij (Default)

[personal profile] shinypretties 2016-10-08 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
(Sounds good to me! Kaylee would be fascinated to hear his story, should he care to share any details. She's generally in overalls when she's working on the ship, but she'll won't mind how Zexion is dressed. It'll probably just make her all the more curious and fascinated with him.]
burneverything: (Default)

MICK RORY ( HEATWAVE ) | DCTV | OTA

[personal profile] burneverything 2016-10-08 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: This theme has already happened in his canon but I would love to revisit this scene. He's a cowboy in his mid-forties just passing through town til the waverider- his team's spaceship, is up and running again but he won't tell you that. Well .. Unless he's been drinking again. ]
fates_lightning: (Sexy and Sultry)

Altalita Bastion | OC | F/M or F/F

[personal profile] fates_lightning 2016-10-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Altalita Bastion
Age: Unknown, but appears to be in her mid-to-late twenties.
Role: 'Miss Altalita' or 'Miss 'Lita', owner of the tavern-slash-brothel The Fate's Web.
Preferences: No noncon, bathroom stuff, violence, vore. Altalita leans towards the sensual end of the scale, and I'm pretty open-ended otherwise. If you aren't sure about something: Ask. I'll answer.
Any Other Info: Tend to lean more fantasy western more than anything (magic, crazy steampunk bs, etc). But I can roll with the best of them, and I'm adaptable and mellow as all hell.
i_can_smell_you: (Think)

[personal profile] i_can_smell_you 2016-10-08 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
(Ooc: If you prefer brackets feel free to switch.)

The brothel or as it was called "The Heart Hotel" was tucked away on a little planet no one would really care about other than to make a supply run. While that might seem silly for most businesses, but it afforded their customers a certain privacy that many appreciated.

When a customer entered they would be informed that if they really just needed a room for the night they can pay up front, but if they wanted to spend the night with the women and men the prices were up to them.

After that they would be allowed to roam the lounge area of the brothel. The lounge was a well-furnished place. Designed with deep reds permeating the design. There was plenty of furniture for one to find a seat at and there was even a pianist to fill the room with lively piano music.

There were plenty of women and men all quite clearly members of the world's oldest profession by how they were dressed. All very nice clothes with just the hint of seduction.

However it was likely the blue-haired man currently standing by a bowl of strawberries and slowly eating them that drew Kaylee's attention.

Zexion was dressed rather prettily. He was in a black and blue dress with frilled skirting that opened up with a slit at thigh level to show off smooth legs. To further the sophisticated look he wore arm-length black gloves.

No one would be blamed for thinking Zexion was a woman at first. Until they looked at his face more closely and saw the strong details of his face.
song_princess: (A crown made of flowers)

[personal profile] song_princess 2016-10-08 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Leanne
Age: 18
Role: Bar maid/prostitute with a heart of gold.
Preferences: M/F no bathroom, blood and violent kinks.
Any Other Info: Can AU as a human or AU a space type of western.
aproblemsine: (wreck the deck and needle off)

Sho Minamimoto | The World Ends With You | M/M

[personal profile] aproblemsine 2016-10-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Sho Minamimoto
Age: 18
Role: 100% would love to have him be the prostitute.
Preferences: Preferences are open (and you can PM me with any questions)
Any Other Info: He likes it rough. And I'm flexible about everything.
soulslice: (五)

[personal profile] soulslice 2016-10-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So, I'm thinking a western-AU'd Tatsu would have a comparable backstory to Billy's - facing violence, bigotry, and possibly more nastiness because she's a woman - which could be fun to play up. Maybe a kindred spirits angle? ]
mewling_quim: (Out of uniform)

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] mewling_quim 2016-10-08 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Natasha Romanoff
Age: Early to mid 20s
Role: Worker, female Bounty Hunter
Preferences: Kink list
Any Other Info: Interested in to sliding right into the Wild West, doing something Steampunk themed or setting in the future Firefly style.
thequitecontrary: (side)

Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | M/F

[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2016-10-08 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Mary Crawley
Age: Mid-30s
Role: The outlaw's mistress/woman/old lady/whatever you want to call it. She comes from a high class background.
Preferences: M/F
Any Other Info: Actual Wild West AU preferred, but open to other suggestions as well.
kaikaldos: (Fist of Justice)

Vastania | Warcraft OC | F/M

[personal profile] kaikaldos 2016-10-08 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Character Name: Vastania
Age: 20s (physically), ~1200 (actual)
Role: Immigrant settler-turned-bodyguard/Lone Ranger-esque vigilante
Preferences: Here.
Any Other Info: I'm down for either space westerns or the standard wild west setting. Either way, there's going to be badass suits and duster coats.
the7_assassin: (Default)

[personal profile] the7_assassin 2016-10-09 02:27 am (UTC)(link)

[OOC: Sounds fantastic! Are you okay with starting?]

the7_assassin: (Default)

[personal profile] the7_assassin 2016-10-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Would you be okay with this fella as a customer? Your kink list looks spectacular.]
soulslice: (四)

[personal profile] soulslice 2016-10-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Tilly," the men and girls called her, a name that slid out more like a snake from under a rock than anything else. "Tilly," because their sluggish lips and their drunken brains couldn't handle "Tatsu." There never was any satisfaction, though, when she left those same lips bloody for crimes dealt against the women of this brothel in the middle of nowhere; that act was a necessary violence, not vengeance.

She could have the latter only when she destroyed those who'd tried to first erase Tatsu all those years ago, back when criminals found it so easy to kill an honest man trying to make a life for himself and his wife in a new country. Someone like that, only damned all the more for the features of his race, was no pitfall in the road for those who wanted his land. As for his wife? Why, a woman like that could be worth her weight in gold to the right bidder. An added bonus, all things considered.

Of course, they hadn't considered that this so-called China doll might be handy with a blade, able to gut the first man who set his will to own her with only a kitchen knife.

Still, there was always a market for something, if one knew where to look, and while men couldn't see utility in Tatsu, a woman could. Tumbleweed Tonya always had her ear to the ground when it came to unsavory types, meaning she was the first to hear of the escaped foreigner who'd come to her little hole in the wall town. She'd found Tatsu, and promised many things: shelter, information, revenge. And all she expected in return was protection, for her and her girls.

So Tatsu worked and bided her time. Men came to the brothel. Some men left in coffins, with only minimal snooping from the lawmen - most of them in Tonya's employ. No men came to call on her...

Except the one.

Tatsu sat quietly at the top of the stairwell, eyes trained down towards the common room even as her "gentleman caller" approached up the stairwell. There was a nod in his direction; at the moment, she was cleaning something that gave off a silvery glint on her skirt.

It had been an eventful night. ]
shinypretties: the_twilight ij (Default)

[personal profile] shinypretties 2016-10-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee had come to The Heart Hotel with her crew, who were enjoying the rewards of a successful salvage run. There had been food, and drink, and afterward the various crewmembers had retired one by one with their significant others or their chosen companions for the evening. Kaylee had remained in the lounge, not quite ready for sleep, but uncertain what to do with herself.

She'd done a double take when she had seen the fellow with the strawberries, and once she'd gotten a good look, she hadn't been able to take her eyes off him for more than a minute. She didn't know how long it took her to work up the courage to approach him, but she figured it wouldn't cost too much to introduce herself.

"If it ain't too forward of me to say...you just might be the most beautiful man I've ever seen."

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