Like where you don't mind he putting hands. Your shoulders or back, someplace like that. We have to show we're normal married people. Well married people who like each other I mean. People don't notice shit like that, so they won't notice us as much. I like not being noticed, even though I'll have a cute girl with me.

[he winces then blushes, looking really awkward.] Um. Anyways. Pet names or endearments is what I meant. I'm just going to shut up right now.