I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

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HIDE AND SEEK MEME It's time to play hide and seek! Whether it's a fun game with your friends or a horrifying romp through a hellscape, you're hiding or you're seeking and this is a game you want to WIN. Either for glory or, you know, to live. Post your preferences (listed below) and have fun!

LOCATIONS • WOODS You're having fun with some friends, running from an axe murderer or some friendly hillbillies that you think are murderers, but the gist is this: you're in the woods. Is it daytime? Night time? Foggy, clear? Are there obstacles? Animals? Are you scared or laughing? • HOME You're somewhere familiar. You're playing in your house (or yard) or you're hiding from some dude in a mask that broke into your place in the middle of the night. Don't get caught. Or do. Maybe you're just playing with your honey and they're gonna toss you into bed once they catch you. • PARK Perfectly manicured lawns and play structures and sand pits, where are you going to hide? Can you keep yourself hidden in the tube slide by gripping the sides? Careful not to get plastic burn. • HOSPITAL Okay but: why are you playing hide and seek in a hospital? Maybe find some chill, guys. • THIS IS SOME SHIT Haunted house, haunted amusement park, haunted lab, dead space ship, Silent Hill, Raccoon City... Look, are you sensing the theme yet? Run For Your Life. • WAIT, WHERE Your friendly random scene. If none of these fit, make up your own place. We won't tell. WHO'S PLAYING? 1. FRIEND You're just having fun! It's an easy match (or a hardcore match, we won't judge) between you and your friends! Who's gonna win? Is there a prize?! 2. FOE You're enemies. Maybe you're both spies or something. Maybe one of you is a fucking serial (cereal) murderer and the other one is Captain Crunch hiding in a closet. Maybe you're a guy with a chainsaw that just wants to kill some teenagers. Whatever, man. 3. LOVER It's all cute and fluffy here. You're playing a game with your honey and the stakes are basically naked time. Nothing wrong with that. Maybe don't be naked while you're chasing though, imagine the possible disasters. 4. MONSTER IS THAT A XENOMORPH?!!?!?! Sorry, we really like Xenomorphs here. Anyway, here's your monsters: your zombie, your hell creature, your all-seeing elder god, why are you even trying to hide? As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!