"Well." She was one hundred percent sure this wasn't going to work. It didn't matter. His face would be priceless, regardless. She crawled halfway up him and leaned down and to the side to pull something out from under her mattress. The phallus wasn't enormous as far as they went, but it was very realistically carved and a dark mahogany color.

"We can see how far up we can get your legs and how much you can take." It took everything in her not to burst out laughing.

"I have it on good authority I'm very good at it." She schooled her face to innocent expectation.