tfln.

[bababooey]

tfln. you know what to do.

Comments

[76problems]

Really think that's a question to pass over text?

[ameizingly]

You haven't been eating your meat???

[ameizingly]

Please, don't let me drink alcohol again!

[ameizingly]

I don't think so~

[yakiniku]

We will continue this discussion at a later time.

[76problems]

[So maybe he went along and faked his death, so maybe he avoided you and the others for a few years. It's not like he broke up with you or- anything???]

Always gotta go big, don't you?

Not too much though. Didn't want her to give away everything when I could hear it from you.

[76problems]

Yup. I have a contingency plan too in case it doesn't work out.

[Might as well not lie to the omnic.]

[76problems]

Not enough of it, actually. No time to cook.

[76problems]

[Amused:] Yes, sir.

[ameizingly]

Then I'll make sure you will leave with a full tummy!

[sullenstallion]

You have a pretty creative interpretation of what happened after you were kicked out.

And I only fell on the table once, dammit, and it was Leon's fault for being an asshole. He put salt in your drink while you weren't looking.

[But hold on. Hold on, he's looking. Let's make this worse.]

What's wrong with my wall?

It looks fine to me.

[A few seconds later.]

Why is Porcoline sobbing? What did you do?!

[necrowmantic]

Whoaaa you'd do that?!

That's almost as great as the real thing! The hardest part would be not showing it off to everyone- 'Based on real events!' Though I bet your fame would DEFINITELY spread. Then lots of people would have to mark their calendars with how awesome their local crowkid is.

[thehurricane]

You're no fun sometimes, but that might be my favorite thing about you.

[Because it means he gets to text whatever he wants at 76.]

My, my. I feel a little insulted. Things might become a little chaotic, but calling it a mess feels like an attack on my character. I'm a bit more clean than that.

[Former!!! Assassin!!! Who betrayed his organization to save his own skin and help out the good guys, thanks.]

[76problems]

[Who does he believe in this world of people who keep trying to pull the wool over his eyes? One of his closest friends, of course. There's a pause as he gets the second text, a little confused but not unwilling for the request. ]

I'll just take the drink, if it's all the same to you. I'll let you know when I'm around?

[76problems]

Appreciate that. And like I said, don't worry about it. Broken bones heal all the time.

It's just a good thing we don't have a mission or anything coming up.

[filledwithfire]

My world is not your world

[proteusmoon]

Well, whatever for!?

[holyshock]

How strongly do you wish to know who I am?

[chillinlikeavillain]

I hope that isn't an insinuation that I'm incapable of handling myself.

[cadeuces]

[ It was probably D.Va or Tracer getting ahold of her phone for two seconds to add a cheesy pickup line ok but she's been very careful to keep his identity a secret!! I type, after having called him Jack in one of the very first texts. shhhhhh ]

The correct answer was "Thank you Doctor, I will gladly eat the packaged leftovers you made". I'll be around, so just come in.

[ It is all the German equivalent of hangover food. Snirtjebraten and beet sauerkraut, hot potato salad. The urge strikes her now and then and the barracks were a ghost town, the kitchen even moreso. ]

[sarcaskick]

i guess that's fair

i'm one in a million

[ she probably should have seen that coming ]

[abouttime]

To answer the question or skip straight into hell?

[not_the_question]

He had that. Did you maybe think he didn't want it any more?



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[usuck]

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[T(hinking)-Rex: What if a hangover is just your body's way of telling you that you shouldn't have stopped drinking?]

[granularity]

How beneficent of you. Where are you anyway?