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Jack Benjamin | NBC's Kings | OTA
2. You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
3. Please, I've had weekends with less dignity than this.
4. Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
5. [or text him]