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I. REGULAR

First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
Doggy style - Sex from behind.
Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
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II. PUBLIC

At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
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III. HARDCORE

Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
Wildcard

IV. ROLEPLAY

Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
Prostitute - They paid for you.
Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
Priest - They need to confess to you...
Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
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V. TOYS

Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
Speculum - Want a look inside?
Wildcard

VI. FAIL

Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
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VII. MISCELLANEOUS

Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
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[ooc: Regular: 1-20, Public: 3, 7, 8 (in the Falcon?), 9, 11, maybe 16, Hardcore: Maybe 3, 9, or 16, Toys: 1, 2, maybe 3 & 4, Fail: Up for discussion, Miscellaneous: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 9, 14, 16.]

[AU/OC/crossover/all-gender friendly.]

[ No sexswapped. Open to other categories. Fail is a favorite. Mix & match is great. ]

[No non-con, fisting or sexswapped. Talk to me first re: dub-con. Just about anything else goes.]

[OOC: Regular 4-12,14,16,17 - Hardcore (as Dom) 3,11-14 - Misc 2(MFF),6,10,13]

[ nothing involving pregnancy, noncon/rape and bathroom kinks please! ]

[ no fail or sexswap, ask about hardcore.
some info in his journal]

Sebastian’s been doing this job so so long that he’s almost forgotten he was trained to be a killer. These days, isn’t even sure of his job title anymore. Bodyguard, chauffeur, advisor, occasional sniper. Sometimes he thinks the boss hired him because he likes to walk around with Seb’s tall, imposing figure walking behind him so he can make an entrance wherever he goes.

He’s nursing a scotch so he doesn’t look suspicious sitting in a corner booth, eyes taking in every detail about the bar. Sebastian notes down the employee shift changes, the security cameras, and plans on slipping into the supply area later once the bar gets a little more crowded. The bar was already getting louder as more people file in and the music changes into something a little more upbeat. A few young couples have gathered on an impromptu dance floor, and Sebastian takes advantage of moving bodies on the floor to go for the back of the house.

On his way, however, he spots a brunet sitting at the bar with an attractive smirk on his face. Something about the line of his jaw seems vaguely familiar, but Seb can’t place him immediately. He drifts over and plants himself next to the man, putting on a charming smile. The job can wait.

“Buy you a drink?”

There is a benefit to playing up the role of Moriarty, with his tailored suits and meticulous mannerisms. When he shrugged on another skin, no one recognized him. He could sink himself deeply into someone else's life, and walk away just as easily. Not that most of his clients would even recognize the real James Moriarty, with the number of one-job substitutes he employs.

Moran, on the other hand, had the opportunity to see him more than most. His presentation for the sniper had been consistent: James, the former professor turned criminal mastermind. The Consulting Criminal. Perhaps that is why he is mildly surprised when Moran approaches him. For a moment, James thought he was made, that Moran had seen through Jamie Douglas to James Moriarty. If he had, he might have caught on to the fact that his controlling nature was less of an act than a fact.

But no. He catches up to Moran's thought process and knows what he sees. A young man, clean-shaven and smooth. Eye liner and clothing that was strategically tight. A smirk settles in the corner of his mouth as he flicks a gaze up and down, as if admiring the packaging. "Sure," he says, and the Cockney accent is impeccable. "One of whatever you're havin'."

Sebastian returns the admiring glance, using it as opportunity check out the man. He certainly knew how to dress, and he definitely dressed to attract looks his direction. Sebastian waves down the bartender and gets them both a scotch, clinking their glasses together before taking a sip of his own. He hasn’t really had a night off since starting this job. The boss’s policy was ‘on call until you were dead’, and one inconvenience of working in a criminal empire is that all the emergencies seem to happen late at night.

This would be safe, it probably wouldn’t take too long and Seb could be back on the job before anyone noticed. A virtual stranger, clearly not from around these parts, someone he found attractive enough but would never see again. Perhaps the universe decided that Seb deserved a little reward.

“You from out of town?” He asked, looking for a neutral point to start the conversation. Engage the target to start talking about themselves, build rapport.

( M/F and F/F equally loved. Fail is a distinct possibility with her. Not terribly interested in public or roleplay. )

[ ooc: no fail or anything involving no-con. no vii 11, 15. ]

"Camden," he replies with a shrug. Leaning one elbow on the bar, he lifts a hand and scratches the soft place just in front of his ear, over his jaw, with a single digit. James can tick off the facts about that particular borough without thinking. Made the top 10 of poorest areas of London every year. Highest rate of child poverty. Petty crime through the roof. And, in this case, not an unusual place for a prostitute to hail from. Certainly on the wrong size of London proper.

He flashes a smile, coquettish, and turns in his stool so that his inner thigh can slide along Moran's outer. "I'll bet you're not interested in my tale of woe, yeah? You don't have to waste pick-up lines on me, handsome. I'm already interested."

Sebastian has been in that particular neighbourhood before, and it’s one of the seediest places he’s ever been to. Gathering that this man was here for a purpose, Sebastian considered briefly and decided to continue. He was already here, and he found the man favourable enough. His job certainly paid well enough for him to afford a few indulgences every once in awhile. A transaction would certainly save the time he’d have to spend on small talk.

“I see, well in that case why don’t we talk about something a little more interesting?” Sebastian tipped back his drink and slammed the glass on the bar, leaning forward to talk in a low voice. “How much?”

His smile spreads into an expression that's almost feline, as if the two of them are sharing into a private communication. His hand mirrors the path his leg had taken, sweeping slowly up Moran's inner thigh instead. "Standard rates apply, yeah? 50 for a blow, 250 if you want to fuck me. We can work out the, uh, non-standard as it comes up," he informs him, somehow managing a purring tone despite the clinical nature of negotiation. His tongue darted out, wetting his lips.

Transactions were something Sebastian was deeply familiar with, though they were never quite this interesting. It would certainly be refreshing to make a deal without having to threaten or break someone’s fingers. He smirked at the bold hand on his leg, but didn’t move to dislodge it. “I’ll give you an even 300 if we’re done within the hour and I get to spank you.” He did have a job to get back to, after all. Although he wasn’t supposed to report back until the morning, so Sebastian liked to think he was taking a well justified break.

“I have a hotel room around the corner,” Technically company paid, but Sebastian would get back to work soon enough.

Oh, naughty, naughty little Sebastian.

James' expression didn't flicker. "Done." The drink he'd been given is gone in two swallows, and he slides his thumb over his bottom lip. "You can call me Jamie." He slid off the bar stool, easy on his feet. "You comin'?"

Edited 2016-06-11 03:31 (UTC)

Sebastian dropped a bill on the bar and quickly followed, his hand coming to rest naturally on Jamie’s lower back. His hand doesn’t leave its spot on the entire walk back to the hotel, and Sebastian marches them right past the concierge who’s too polite to look shocked and into the elevators.

“Half now, half later?” He asks, having never actually done this before. Sebastian’s not stupid enough to pay the entire amount upfront, although he seriously doubts Jamie could somehow overpower him and run away with the money. The boss never skimps on his travel expenses, so Sebastian has a lavish room on a highest floor, with a convenient line of sight to the bar they were just at. If he wanted, Sebastian could set up his rifle at the window and have a good shot at anyone going in or out of the bar. But, he’d rather not think of work right now.

[I rolled and got public, someone else's home.]

They've been playing at a game of cat and mouse for a while now, and Clara's so absorbed in beating him that it's become one of her primary focuses. A race to collect more parts than he does often turns into running into each other, which is exactly what's happened now. They're both in the large estate of a collector, home of a man that prizes artifacts and alien technology. He also values killing anyone that tries taking his things, which is exactly why she's so intent on their getting out of his property unnoticed.

But James, in all his game playing glory, seems content to test their limits. He's in no hurry to get out or go anywhere, and it's causing a spike in her anxiety. They've hidden away in one of the little storerooms, with Clara pacing back and forth. The item they're both looking for is sitting atop a crate, with her worried gaze drifting back over to it every so often. She doesn't like being here one bit, and dislikes being trapped even more. There isn't even a lock on a door, not that a lock would do them any good.

So she glances over at him, and he seems to be studying her intently. The look she gives him should tell him enough about how high strung she's feeling in this particular moment. "We need to find somewhere else to hide, until we can get out of here safely. With my part, I should add."

[Can be aged up to 18-20]

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