No, Martha, they'd make the worst witnesses. Never invite them. Save yourself.
"I'm sure I could convince him to follow me back to the TARDIS and you'd be free. Although, then you might have to save me from him, eventually. An eternal pass-Jack-off, which in the end, really, it might just be best to take him on your hypothetical honeymoon, anyway. I'm sure he could hook you up with all sorts of discounts just by flirting with every single person you meet."
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No, Martha, they'd make the worst witnesses. Never invite them. Save yourself.
"I'm sure I could convince him to follow me back to the TARDIS and you'd be free. Although, then you might have to save me from him, eventually. An eternal pass-Jack-off, which in the end, really, it might just be best to take him on your hypothetical honeymoon, anyway. I'm sure he could hook you up with all sorts of discounts just by flirting with every single person you meet."