"Nope. Every time. I wouldn't do it, wouldn't risk ruining your wedding." He could imagine all sorts of disasters the moment he put on a tux and went to a wedding.

"All mums are scary, Martha. It's their job." He's not even joking, that's the sad part. "And that's when you have two ceremonies; a big one with all the craz--alll the relatives, and a small one for all your strange friends like Jack and I. You do not want him with your mum's relatives."