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STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR MEME

You enter the elevator with only one other person on it. Twenty seconds into the ride and it stops. The power is stuck. The doors won't open, you're between floors, and no one is answering your calls. You're stuck with this person for an unknown amount of time.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

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Belphegor | KHR | OTA

[wiresandknives]

[voicetesting him! Who doesn't want to be stuck in a elevator with this guy?]

idek

[sharktrash]

[ So they're probably on a job. Or maybe even in the Varia HQ if they have elevators in the goddamn castle. Either way, there's a very suspicious mechanical sound coming from above, and the thing stops dead. ]

[ You have about five seconds to find your ear plugs while Squalo mashes the floor button as if expecting it to work if he just hits hit fast and hard enough, then; ]

VVOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE STAIRS!

Lol crying

[wiresandknives]

[Bel frowned up at the ceiling at that mechanical sound then tsked when the elevator stopped. Oh great, fucking great, trapped in the elevator with Squalo. Well, at least it's not that baby. Gee Squalo scream louder why don't you?]

And I fucking told you I don't do stairs. With the way you hit the button you probably broke it some more. Good fucking going captain.

* hits IT

[sharktrash]

[ Wow what are YOU complaining about, brat?! Squalo is clearly the one entitled to long-suffering sighs here. Fucking lazy prince getting them both in a pinch. ALSO WHAT IS CHILL. ]

Moving your ass every once in a while ain't gonna fucking kill you!! Whatever, I'll just-- [ He makes an annoyed sound and flips out a cellphone. He paces back and forth a bit, waiting for it to dial, and gets the "no signal" message. ]

FUCK!!

*snickers*

[wiresandknives]

[He can complain all he wants. He has that luxury as a prince unlike Squalo who hurt his ears with all that screaming. Chill and Squalo are two words that don't go together.]

I still won't fucking take the stairs so try again. [Bel leaned against the wall with another tsk under his breath. How long were they going to be here? Wasn't there someone suppose to make sure this didn't happen? Well, he would just find them and cut them for not doing their damn job. He looked over at Squalo's shout before he pulled out his phone. Great no signal. He tsked again before he put his phone away.]

You probably fucked up the signal too. You're really doing a lot today captain. Got a fucking plan to get us out of here? Or scream louder I don't think they heard you.

[sharktrash]

[ YEAH WELL Squalo can complain all he wants too because he's the ~strategy captain~ and some fucks clearly haven't been doing their jobs around there. Someone's gonna get FIRED. With a firing squad, obviously, nobody leaves Varia on their own legs. ]

Well, this is what you fucking get.

[ At least he's got enough chill not to crush his phone out of frustration (luckily he was holding it in his right...), and of course he'll work on a plan to get them out except oh hey, it's Piss Squalo Off 101. ]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU IMAGINE ME KILLING FUCKING WIFI?!! IT'S THE FUCKING ELEVATOR, TRASHY PRINCE.

[wiresandknives]

[Bel shrugged he wasn't going to budge on his decision not to take the stairs. If he wasn't chasing someone to cut them then what was the damn point of doing all that pointless work. No, Squalo could do all that running if he wanted to, Bel will take his time. Well, now that their cell phones were out, he had to wait to see what Squalo would do. In the meantime he could play two of his favorite games: Pissing Squalo off and How long before he breaks this phone?

Bel smirked as he placed his phone back in his pocket.] You managed to fucking set the kitchen on fire, then there was the living room, and can't forget that one job so there's no fucking limit to what you can do is there captain? Since you picked this elevator. [His smirk stayed on his face as he placed his hands behind his head.] So, you got a fucking plan in that shark brain of yours of what to do if the boss tries to contact us?

[sharktrash]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, THAT WASN'T ME!!

[ He's a cooking pro. He doesn't set kitchens on fire, damn it. He does have the habit of pissing off certain people with fire powers, though, which means that any room he's currently at catches on fire. ]

[ He opens his mouth to say something more when Bel mentions Xanxus might be calling them, and there's a moment of silence. He's probably living a very Devil Wears Prada kind of life if a few seconds of being without reception is unsettling him this much. ]

Well, shit.

[ And out goes his box weapon. Which is fucking huge and basically blasts through the elevator's door before majestically floating down the hallway. ]

Ha!!

[ And he's climbing out. The elevator's sort of stuck between floors so it's not particularly graceful, but not exactly hard either. ]

[wiresandknives]

[Bel snickered it was just so easy to rile Squalo up. He knew it was their Boss, no one else could set a room on fire as fast as he could. It was just exciting to see how mad Squalo could get before he broke something. He snickered harder at Squalo's reaction. He was aware, but he didn't know how much of that lifestyle Squalo lived. Thanks for letting him know. At least they were finally going to get out of here.

Bel threw two knives up at the opening, using his wires to pull him up to the top where he grabbed the edge and pulled himself up after Squalo. Now that they were out time to see what captain would do next. Yes, Bel could do something, but then he wouldn't have anything to watch now would he?]

[sharktrash]

[ Well, it's probably not very entertaining, because Squalo just checks his phone and heads for the stairs, not particularly concerned whether Bel's following him or not. ]

[ ...his phone beeps. ]

[ He looks at it again, opens a message, and freezes for a moment because it totally says he missed a call. ]

[ SO HE'S DASHING INTO THE STAIRWAY AND RUNNING UP like there's a bunch of demons on his heels. ]

Noè just wanted to show him the world

[seeker_of_vanitas]

Why did it stop?

[Noè cocked his head at the flashing red light. That couldn't be good.]

I'm very sorry, Monsieur this isn't the adventure I promised you.

Oh Noè your attempts are very sweet

[wiresandknives]

[Bel tsked when he looked up at the flashing red light. Broken down piece of shit didn't they know a prince was on here?]

It stopped because it's a piece of shit elevator. [Bel waved it away.] Eh, you didn't do it. I'll just find who's supposed to be over this elevator and cut them because they didn't do their damn job. See? Problem solved.

He just wants to show Bel a good healthy time. By encouraging vandalism I guess

[seeker_of_vanitas]

No! I'll fix this. I promised to show you better methods of fun and I will.

[Noè insisted and hurried to the doors, not wanting Bel to kill an innocent person who was surely trying their best. Or playing cards with a buddy. The vampire with very little effort forced the doors open, the metal creaking as he forced them open.]

Now that sounds like a good time to Bel

[wiresandknives]

[Bel smirked as he leaned against the wall.] Well, I'm waiting and you shouldn't make a prince wait.

[He looked over with interest when Noè pulled the doors apart. Well, now that's what he was talking about.]

Now we're getting somewhere. Wait, where are we going again?

[avidita]

[Well. Dammit. Mammon frowns as they feel the elevator shudder to a halt. They really didn't want to be stuck in an elevator with Bel- or really the majority of their coworkers besides Lussuria- but this would be their look.]

[They're blaming Bel for this. Somehow.]

Mu, open the ceiling hatch.

[He's taller than them, so clearly this task should go to him.]

[wiresandknives]

[Great, just fucking great. Of all the people, in all the world it had to be Mammon. He could take the Boss or even fucking Squalo, Lussuria wouldn't be bad either, but no. When did his luck get this shitty. He stared back at them, not hiding the disdain in his eyes.

Like this was his fucking fault.

He leaned against the wall and crossed his arms over his chest.] You know you're not very good at telling jokes. Cause I'm not opening that fucking hatch. [He's a prince, he doesn't do menial work like that. That's what Mammon was for.]

[avidita]

[This sort of nonsense is why they wish Lussuria came on more missions with them. This is exactly why. Fantasma voices her own displeasure in small croaks.]

Then you'd rather be stuck in here?

[wiresandknives]

[If Lussuria or even Squalo was here they would have some plan that didn't include him getting his hands dirty. He could use his knives and wires to pull down the hatch, not like he was going to make it that easy. Fuck that, Mammon, and that damned frog.]

No, I don't want to be fuckin' stuck here, but I'm not opening the hatch. Can't you fly or some shit? You do it.

[thesmokingbomb]

[Diplomacy was a thing, even with a rowdy murderous bunch like the Varia, and Reborn-san had called it a test of Gokudera's worth of being a right hand man. Which was the tried and true method to get Gokudera to anything, which was why he was visiting the Varia, who in their wisdom ( or in attempt to be a bunch of bastards ), had assigned Bel to be his escort around the huge castle.

It wouldn't have been ( much ) of a problem if the elevator had stopped five minutes ago and refused to budge and Gokudera was starting to lose his temper.]

Oi, can't you have your shit- [wait, diplomacy-] subordinates come get us out?

[wiresandknives]

[OOC: Hi I'm super sorry for this super late reply ><]

[When Bel heard that someone from the Vongola was coming over he was curious who it could be. He hoped it would be that boss so he could mess with him again. Then again that
swordsman was fun too, he liked trying to catch him off guard each time. When he heard it was the right hand man he became interested. He hadn't spent much time with Gokudera in a while, he wanted to know what more he could to see that anger from before. He didn't mind very much when they assigned him to show Gokudera around.

They were in the middle of the tour when the elevator stopped. He looked over to see Gokudera start to lose his temper. Hmm, it wouldn't be hard to get him angrier. He grinned as he leaned back against the elevator with his hands behind his head.]

Sure, if Squalo hasn't killed them yet for fucking up on the elevator. This piece of shit is supposed to move.

no worries o/

[thesmokingbomb]

Aren't the Varia supposed to be elite?

[Not that Gokudera expected much from the lazy ass prince's subordinates, and he paced around the tiny space of the elevator restlessly.]

Boost me up. I'll see what's going on.