put your mouth where your money is, baby

[considers]

THE "I Put Out" MEME

This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are discouraged, but they will not be deleted. Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!

VANILLA

1. obligatory first time

Take it in any sense. Your first time with a new partner or your first time entirely. Maybe it's just your first time trying a new act with someone you care about

2. frottage

Not all sex has to be penetrative. Frottage is the act of rubbing yourself off against your partner for mutual satisfaction.

3. magical hands

Handjobs. It can include stimulation the penis, balls, the anus, clit, or vagina. Get creative! No sense in focusing on just one area when you have two hands.

4. oral

Use your mouth to stimulate your partner to orgasm. 69 is more than acceptable too.

5. new position

Doggy style, up against a wall, or any other position you can think of is on the table tonight.


ADVENTUROUS

1. in public

In the car, in a dressing room, or restroom. The possibilities are endless! The fact remains that you're both feeling frisky and want to indulge in exhibitionism.

2. toys

Dildos, cockrings, anal pugs, vibrators... the sky is the limit.

3. light bondage

Handcuffs, scarfs, ties, and whatever else you have handy are fun to play with sometimes.

4. roleplay

Does the naughty schoolgirl have to be punished by the teacher? Are you a cop dealing with a robber? Whatever your fantasy is, live it out!

5. tease and denial

Get them to the edge and bring them back down. It's not as extreme as orgasm denial... you just want to have a little fun.


KINKY

1. heavy bondage

Japanese rope bondage or leather restraints, metal cuffs, suspension... the sky is the limit when you get into the heavier side of things.

2. flogging

Whips, paddles, hands... It can be just for the thrill or as some form of punishment, a release, anything.

3. orgasm control

You decide when and how they come plus how many times.

4. double penetration

Everyone has at least two holes to have fun with.

5. Dominance/submission

You want them to submit to you and want to please you. Maybe you want them to wear a collar or sit at your feet.


EXTREME

1. non-con

They don't want it, but you don't care.

2. piercing/tattoos

The ultimate sign of ownership or maybe just a kinky fetish...

3. blood play

It takes a lot of trust to let someone cut you or draw blood

4. unusual objects

Vegetables, hairbrushes, and various other objects can make interesting sex toys, so just look around.

5. violence

Severe beatings, hitting and slapping... all in the name of sex.


MISC.

1. twins

Perhaps the ultimate level of egoism. You are making love with yourself or at least someone who looks like you.

2. size difference

You are so much smaller than the other person that they could just gobble you up.

3. sexting

Phone sex or sexting work when you're not right there with your partner.

4. dirty talk

You want to bring your partner off with your voice only and you know just how to do it.

5. aphrodisiacs

You are burning up and if you don't have sex soon, you might die... literally. You have to have the first person you see even if you have to beg.


(originally from memebells @ lj)

Comments

Angel Bob | Doctor Who | SEXTING

[angelbob]

Sean O'Hare | OC | Completely OPEN

[sellscandy]

Adventurous --- Roleplay


[Sean hasn’t exactly had much experience with this kind of thing which anyone could tell by how slightly uncomfortable he’s looking right now. He’s been pretty boring when it comes to his sex life actually in the past. Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing adventurous or different at all. Clearly now though he’s decided it’s time to try something different, something a little more exciting. That’s why he’s dressed as a cop complete with handcuffs and fake gun in the holster. At least he hopes it’s a fake gun, that wouldn’t end well if it wasn’t. So he’s an Irish cop or a Garda as they used to call them back home.

Now….where’s that criminal. He’s going to catch them and punish them….as best he can without any experience with this kind of thing. Yes, this could be a disaster.]

[neverhurtyou]

hey qt

[angelbob]

Hello, vampire.

[callmenighthawk]

I want to see you sprawled out naked on the back of a horse on a cold winter day.

[neverhurtyou]

been thinking about u

[angelbob]

I excessively moan.

For the record, I do hope you're blinking. Otherwise I might lose my balance. Unless this horse comes equipped with bungees.

[angelbob]

Blasting you twelve centuries into the past has that effect.

Oh. I apologize.

I stroke my rock-hard Johnson.

[thtswhatshesaid]

Agent Scarn kicks down the door of a musty hotel room. He is looking very sexy in his new black suit and tie, gripping his magnum tightly as he aims it around the room. The scent of sex and sweat stings his nostrils and he begins to feel something stiffen in his pants.

Hannah Abbott | Harry Potter | Completely OTA

[hufflepuffhannah]

Vanilla - Frottage

Yes, of course Hannah’s had sex before….

Can you tell that that was a complete lie? Yeah, you probably could…that’s not to say that she hasn’t done other things with people though. She’s not exactly the type of person who would sleep around with pretty much anyone and everyone even at this age. One of her favourite things to do though is grinding. Rubbing against another person, be it male or female to keep herself satisfied. It’s better than masturbating, right? Everything’s always a lot more fun when you have a partner after all. So, here she is grinding against you with her lips pressed against your neck. She nips at the skin close to your collarbone as her hips roll against yours once more and a low moan comes from the back of her throat.

[angelbob]

Angel Bob is lounging out in his comfy chair. He gazes longingly at Agent Scarn but presently, is incapable of doing much else as he's petrified------by the man's stunningly good looks.

[neverhurtyou]

I pinch my nipples roughly, thinking about that slab of stone near my lips

[callmenighthawk]

Yes of course.

Although we might need bungees anyway to assist the horse in holding the weight of your fat stone cock.

[thtswhatshesaid]

"I hope you have permission to carry a weapon." Scarn bellows. Of course he means the one between Bob's legs.

Rachel Berry | Glee | OTA

[rachelbarbraberry]

[angelbob]

I pray you don't chip a tooth.

Having wings does not equate to being a fairy.

Winking emote.

The Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[icanbuyafez]

[angelbob]

That is not the only over-sized stone genitalia I possess.

I'm an alien. I am dually equipped.

[hate4everything]

i hate sexting

[hate4everything]

thsi is stupid hwo do i sext

[angelbob]

I only have permission to carry your weapon, Agent Scarn.

[hate4everything]

this is the cops I demand u tell me

[angelbob]

You're doing just fine. Keep at it.

[angelbob]

Itsuki Koizumi | The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]