bakerstreet | Posted late because gators are forgetful... The Last Man on Earth meme!

The Last Man On Earth Meme

Something wiped out the majority of the population, and you seemed to be the only person left... until you met someone! Finally, no more talking to coconuts and other inanimate objects in an attempt to feel less painfully alone!

But whatever could you do with another last person (or two other people)?

1. Time to meet the gang! Your new friend's gotta meet all of your not-so-living pals and learn the pecking order in this parts, after all. They won't judge you for drawing faces on balls and giving them distinct names and personalities, will they...?

2. First impressions. Well, you and some other unfortunate soul found each other by sheer luck (or maybe you traveled the country and wrote "Moved to Tucson" on billboards), are you two gonna make a decent first impression?

3. Finding home sweet home. Well, now you've got an excuse to travel. Where would you like to live for possibly the rest of your life? Obviously flying a plane or riding a boat aren't the safest of options, unless you conveniently met a pilot or a ship captain, so staying in the country might be the best choice.

4. Moving in. Nobody's using all of these empty houses anyway, you might as well find one or two that suit your fancy and move right in. Will you two(/three) share a home or would you rather be neighbors?

5. Window shopping. Money doesn't matter anymore and no one can stop you from walking out with a cart full of unpaid merchandise anymore. What all do you need now? Let's see... Food, hygiene products, the newest (and last) edition of Shonen Jump, decorations for your future home...

6. Survival tips. What did people do before technology again? Time for some research. Let's find out what's unlikely to poison you and how to raise farm animals. Comcast can't threaten to cancel your internet anymore so unless you lose electricity, you can probably forgo the public library.

7. Silly arguments. We can't all get along, even if you happen to be one of the last few people on Earth. Maybe your new life partner hates your favorite anime or they love your least favorite food. How serious is this fight?

8. We need to make some changes. Things are getting ridiculous around here. Maybe one of you is using your new backyard pool as a bathroom or doing some other gross/wasteful thing, and it's time to put a stop to it!

9. Mourn the dead. Everyone you loved and cherished is dead and your heart is breaking! Or maybe part of your "last people on earth" group passed away and you need to hold a memorial for them.

10. At long last! All this time, you thought your friends and family were dead, but they found you and proved you wrong. Time to celebrate! Now that you're together, what're you gonna do now?

11. Enter the bone zone. Hey, somebody's gotta repopulate the Earth, right? Although some intimacy with the other last of your species without baby-makin' in mind wouldn't hurt.

12. It's a boy/girl! Someone's pregnant, or she's already had the first child since the apocalypse. How good of parents (or a parent and a companion) can you two be without the help of... well, actual people and resources? Good luck giving birth with no doctors or midwives.

13. Wildcard. If you're not feeling any of the above prompts, think up your own creative prompt. ~~B-B-B-Baka!~~

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_{[Werewolves do live an awfully long time]}

[ ota for gen. ]

[Weird post-Zombie Apocalypse AU where the walkers have wasted away as the population shrunk? Idek. Open to canonmates and crosscanon that makes sense.]

Edited (do you ever just misspell you own canon....) 2016-03-03 22:19 (UTC)

[ modern AU, no 11 or 12. ]

(ooc: m/f, m/m both okay for gen and shipping.)

((Preferably post-canon, but I also have a mid-series journal!))

It's an unfortunate place for there to be a port, but then again, the Admiral has dropped them weirder places than on Max and Furiosa's homeworld.

Honestly, the place isn't so bad- not since her deal came through, anyways. A little sparsely populated, a little rough around the edges, sure, but there's water to drink and people to meet, and the sprawling town that Citadel has become to explore. The locals are still a little dirty, still a little jumpy, and still suspicious enough of newcomers that the haul the first of them up in front of the local leadership, namely in front of Furiosa, who takes one look at him and wonders;

"Who are you, and where did you come from?"

Let hilarity naturally ensue.

It's still not all that long ago that Jesse would have fit in fairly well here; not long since the day he'd turned up on the Barge, skittish and half-feral, covered in grime and blood, his hair and beard filthy and unmanaged. He's cleaned up since, but there are still signs of it here and there: in the thin scars haphazardly crossing his face, in the wariness in his eyes that's more impulsive animal than calculating human.

He doesn't speak much anymore, but he does speak. What makes him hesitate first is that he still doesn't quite know what his name should be. He's been reluctant to introduce himself as Jesse. Jesse is a dangerous name to have now.

"Logan," he tries, thinking of old heroes in days gone by. "I came in on the, uh. On the." Interdimensional spaceship? "There's a, like, convoy."

"Yeah?"

She says, brows creasing ever so slightly. She hasn't heard of it, but then, she wouldn't necessarily have, not if he's the first person off. People can be skittish these days.

"Headed South?"

Well, like Hell he knows.

"Yeah," he says, trying not to sound as hesitant as he feels. "Sure. South."

She gives him a long, serious, 'are you kidding me?' look.

She doesn't want to lock him up, but really, he's not making it easy on her.

Maybe he senses that, because he swallows and goes a little pale. Being cooped up on the Barge, even voluntarily, is bad enough; he can't be locked up again. Not ever.

"Look, we're lost, okay?" he tries, sounding a little hoarse. "We're not trying to mess with you."

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Posted late because gators are forgetful... The Last Man on Earth meme!

jessica jones → ota

Dick Grayson | Batman | OTA

Biffy | Parasol Protectorate | OTA

Jack Rackham | Black Sails | OTA

Fai D. Flourite || Tsubasa Chronicles || OTA

Aoba Seragaki || DRAMAtical Murder || OTA

Nanase Haruka || Free! || OTA

aoba seragaki || dramatical murder || m/m

Bellamy Blake | The 100 | OTA

Maggie Greene | The Walking Dead

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

Kohaku | Grand Guignol Orchestra | ota

Isuke Inukai | Akuma no Riddle | ota

anders | dragon age | ota

Mikaela Hyakuya | Owari no Seraph

Jo Harvelle || Supernatural

Jesse Pinkman | Breaking Bad

Joel | The Last Of Us

Maglor | Tolkien | OTA

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