bakerstreet | THE FIGHT MEME

THE FIGHT MEME

STEP 1: Post a character
STEP 2: Wait for a reply
STEP 3: Fight!

And if you like the RNG to pick your fight, here's a few options:

ROUND 1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

ROUND 2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

ROUND 3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

ROUND 4: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

ROUND 5: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

ROUND 6: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

ROUND 7: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really don't want to be.

ROUND 8: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

ROUND 9: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.

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(OOC: For anything with actual violence, I'll be using either Post SecondCity Clare or current SoulCampaign Clare. Since a regular old Clare has the violent skill of a declawed kitten.)

(OOC: ...All roads lead to violence. Let's get real here.)

Edited 2012-06-29 05:34 (UTC)

*Shaking immensely*

Oh um, ahem....*sweats a little*

Hey, you! MISTER Franky! Don't you know it's against the law to....

*realizes he's huge*

....um....steal?....

[You know you want to.]

Ehhh?

[Looms. So much looming.]

Did you say something, shortstack?

*Notices something*

Oh my!

*Picks up a rather large wrench, barely*

You've stolen an Albert-size wrench! *places it down, almost nailing his own foot*

And this carpenter's mallet! *throws it behind him* And this slightly smaller carpenter's mallet! *throws that behind him as well* And a....an even smaller carpenter's hammer?

Wha--oi! Don't just throw those things around!

[He snatches the hammer back]

I go through all the effort to get these, and you're gonna manhandle 'em like that?!

*Stands there, slightly surprised--his foot manages to catch a loose lugnut that was rolling right past him*

Sorry.

*THE POINT!*

What you're doing is absolutely reprehensible! *paces* The insanity! Stealing people's hard earned and valuable tools for your own selfish gain! Think of the tragedy that would befall those whom you have taken from! Are they not your fellow man? Why, if I were ever in charge, I would

Blablablablablablablabla! Bla bla bla! BLA BLA BLAAA!

Edited 2012-06-29 07:08 (UTC)

[ Well. Annette isn't really good in a fight. Maybe a verbal one, but even then she attempts to avoid conflict...

...come at her anyways, bro? ~~unless you want to fight a vampire!Annette.~~ ]

[He doesn't want to do this. It's not out of any altruistic notion mind you; it's because she's smokin' hot and there are other things he'd rather do. Still a job's a job and what the boss says goes. Reno sighs around his cigarette, watching the woman with a torn expression.]

Look doll, just move out of my way and this doesn't have to get ugly.

[The e-mag flips up in his hand and the bright pieces of materia in its handle gleam softly in the light.]

[It's not like they never fight. This was just the latest in a long string of arguments.]

The Boss says go I go.

[What Reno can't figure out is why this is even an issue. He's been a Turk since before he even knew Reeve existed, and the man likes his job. Reno gets his hands dirty so the right people don't have to and they pay him well to do it.

This latest assignment is riskier than most, and he's going in alone. It could get him killed and, if he's successful, he'll be killing a lot of other people. He hasn't given Reeve the particulars, but the man has enough contacts in the company to know even if Reno doesn't say shit about it.

However Reno hates conflicts like this and for some reason really hates it when it's with Reeve. Somehow the man can make him question his choices. Not comfortable at all.]

It's not like this is a new thing.

He's asking more of you every single day. And his requests aren't reasonable.

[But this request -- no, not a request. Reno's a TURK. This order is different. Dropping the plate will kill hundreds of people, and it won't accomplish anything. Reeve never really thought he had much of a chance of convincing the president (and yelling at him in his office probably hadn't accomplished much; Reeve was uncomfortably aware what Reno's next assignment might be.) but he couldn't just let this happen.

And he'd thought maybe Reno would listen to him. But obviously, he was being stupid.]

You can't do this.

Edited 2012-06-29 12:47 (UTC)

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THE FIGHT MEME

Clare Edwards | Degrassi

X-23 | Marvel Comics AU

Duo Maxwell [au]/ Gundam Wing/ OTA

Franky | One Piece

Eliot Spencer - Leverage

Kelley Bowers | OC | OTA

Re: Franky | One Piece

The Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

Ziva David | NCIS | open

Judas Liz | Atop the Fourth Wall

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Katniss Everdeen ↣ Hunger Games ( ota )

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Annette | Castlevania

Alex Mercer || [PROTOTYPE]

Faith Lehane | BTVS, Angel And Faith

7-If you're good with a snarky Turk XD

Reno / FFVII

1+7?

ilu <3 - I leave it up to you if they're close friends/an item/or other.

I'll take item 2! Or item 1, with heavy doses of ust

John Watson || BBC Sherlock

Sabriel | Old Kingdom Trilogy | OTA