fundispenser (
fundispenser) wrote in
bakerstreet2015-12-10 06:18 pm
Ghosts seem harder to please than we are

I literally just sat down.
GHOSTSGuess what? You're dead. Or you can see dead people. Either way, there's some serious haunting going on.Comment. Are you alive or are you dead? Anything you want or don't want? Other preferences?
Scenarios. Take these and run with them, tag around, be excellent to each other. WARNING: Some of these could get dark. Of course, because someone's dead. Some of these could get smutty. Because you never know.
1. I'm dead. You don't know why you're a ghost but this person can see you for some reason. Maybe they'll help you figure it out? So you aren't stuck here forever?
2. I'm not dead you're dead. You're in denial. You can't be dead, there's too much you haven't done yet.
3. What do you mean you're dead? They can see you and definitely don't realize you're a ghost.
4. Mistaken identity. This person looks just like someone you knew when you were alive. Maybe they'll recognize you?
5. Revenge haunting. They killed you (accidentally or on purpose) and now they're stuck with your ghost.
6. Summoning. They got drunk and tried to summon a demon but they got you instead. Or maybe you're who they were after the whole time.
7. Poltergeist. I hate you/have a lot of latent anger/just like throwing stuff.
8. Current occupant. I died in this house/basement/attic/apartment and now you're here, hope you like company because we're roommates now.
9. Haunted location. I'm the theatre ghost they keep talking about, hi. / I hated my work so much that I'm still here and this is your desk now but I keep sweeping things off it every night. / I was buried here. Yes I know it's a shopping mall now.
10. Haunted object. I'm haunting this object that was important to me, but now it's important to you too and you aren't getting rid of it and you want a compromise?
11. Tag along. I was haunting a particular place/wandering the earth aimlessly but you looked interesting, so now I'm haunting your messenger bag and you need to figure out what I want and how to get rid of me (assuming you want to get rid of me).
12. Age difference. I'm from 1406 and you aren't moving me from this spot.
13. Family. I'm your ancestor from a long time ago and I have dirt on the entire family tree.
14. Skills acquisition. I'm dead but I know how to make that souffle/play that piano/rebuild that engine/do that thing you're trying to do, do you want me to teach you? Because you are terrible at this.
15. Possession. Full possession: Let me do the talking / I can get you through this job interview / This song is my jam, just one dance / Let me just borrow your body real quick. Part possession: I might only have control of this one leg but I say we walk this way.
16. Guardian. I was assigned to you when you were born and I was your imaginary friend but you grew up and stopped seeing me, but I'm still around and now you can see me again.
17. Reaper. I'm a reaper and you're the one who's going to die.
18. Mentor. You're dead now, but I've been dead for a while, let me show you the ropes.
19. Messenger. I've been sent to deliver a message to youEbeneezer Scrooge.
20. Wild card. Do whatever!

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