bakerstreet | Jail time;

[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

credit goes to

misterbfc

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[Like this hasn't happened to Kimi before.]

[Let's face it. This is not a first for him.]

[ooc: Most likely the one in jail...for eating people. But can take on the other roles. PM me with any questions!]

[ Bailing you out via convential or other means, and probably annoyed about it. ]

[Probably for murder. What are you going to do about it?]

[in this cell lies a jailbird, and the great escape artist -- if you need out, he's your man.]

[Well, she could be in there for anything, but it's probably murder. Lots and lots of murder.]

[ooc: This was only a matter of time.]

[ ooc: I was thinking either both of them jailed after a drunken experience, or one of them providing bail for some silly offence the other committed, like severely overdue library books. Or would you rather go with something else? ]

[ ooc: I think I like drunken experience the best with someone else maybe on the way to pay bail. What if we add a little Grand Theft Auto to that (because finding a working car in Midorijima, how could you not)? Aoba probably has the skills to hotwire a car, and Koujaku is likely a fast (and not very good) driver. Idk idk I'm just really excited about them stealing a car right now.]