Right, so an angel walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much he charges for a gin and tonic. And the bartender says to himself, 'This guy's probably never been to earth before, he doesn't know the monetary system. I can double my prices and he'll never know.'
So he says, "That'll be $15.00."
The angel thinks about it a moment and says, "How much for a beer?"
"$10.50."
"I'll have that."
So the bartender gets him a beer, and he pays and has a drink. The bartender watches him a minute and says, "You know, I've never had an angel in here before."
The angel says: "With prices like these, it's no wonder!"
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Right, so an angel walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much he charges for a gin and tonic. And the bartender says to himself, 'This guy's probably never been to earth before, he doesn't know the monetary system. I can double my prices and he'll never know.'
So he says, "That'll be $15.00."
The angel thinks about it a moment and says, "How much for a beer?"
"$10.50."
"I'll have that."
So the bartender gets him a beer, and he pays and has a drink. The bartender watches him a minute and says, "You know, I've never had an angel in here before."
The angel says: "With prices like these, it's no wonder!"
There's a long pause.
...
...
And then he smites him.