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I think you'd be surprised what my tongue can do. Besides, saying it never benefited you ignores all my great comebacks.
Biting, huh? Guess I should have expected biting. Can we do scratching instead? I'm not sure your skin isn't poisonous.
...Well, it's less work for me if you tie me up. Have you tried that?The, uh, the blindfold thing?