[This obviously bodes well for their future sitcom antics of tiny cougar big perma-teenager, doesn't it? What a preview; him looking kind of worried and her still pinching and patting at his cheeks like a somewhat vicious child. At least she eases up on her assault eventually, sighing in exasperation instead.]

...You are absolutely full of chocobo shit, at times; "one of a kind" indeed. I would hope that you do not fall in love with everyone you come across, else I shall start to feel less and less unique.

And that might hurt my feelings, swozhaerz. [Considering that she's just called him sweetheart with the coyest of smiles on her face, however, her feelings can't be that wounded.]