HELP ME PLEASE! the meme

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HELP ME PLEASE! the meme



We all have something we either can't do, or can't do alone. Luckily there's a meme for that.

HOW TO PLAY

○Post with your character.  Don't put their name and canon in the header.  Instead put something that they don't know how to do and would like to learn, or something they might want help or practice with.

examples: I can't swim • I need to clean this whole house so I can go to a ball and seduce a prince • I'd like to practice throwing pitches with someone

○Look around the meme! If you see someone that you think your character can be of some help to... tag them! 

Comments

I need to get humanity to be less in Erebus' grasp to save the soul of my guest

[elevatoravatar]

"While I know it is a long shot, does anyone have any suggestions?"

How do I get over a fear of the dark?

[sixfeet]

[Without going into cardiac arrest, preferably.]

How do you deal with annoying siblings?

[undercloudyskies]

[culturedmongrel]

I find killing them works pretty well.

I can't read :c

[legday]

[pyro_princess]

Has anyone bothered to teach you?

[legday]

I dunno, I mean I never really asked anyone to. I've got a bunch of teammates who can read, so why bother, right?

[pyro_princess]

...

They can't always do everything for you. There are things you have to do by yourself.

[... but if he could, he wouldn't be asking, blaze. FRIENDSHIP AND SOCIAL INTERACTION ARE SO HARD-]

[legday]

Of course! I just figured, you know, I'm the muscles so they can be the brains.

[ He folds his arms over his absurdly large chest, frowning a little. ]

But then I realized that there are four year-olds who can read, so if they can do it so can I!

[undercloudyskies]

...I don't think they're quite stab level annoying.

[pyro_princess]

... That is true.

I suppose I could... lend a hand. I have nothing important to do right now.

I need signatures for a petition.

[ceilingcat]

[ To make wearing naked apron in public not an arrestable offense. ]

[skyfaring_swordsman]

I understand your dilemma, my friend. I face much the same discrimination for my own attire. I will gladly sign.

[legday]

... Wow, really? You mean it?

[pyro_princess]

I'm not making any promises. But I could try.

[legday]

Hey, right on! It's not like I can promise results, but if you try to teach I'll try to learn!

How do I grow taller faster?

[stophamatime]

[pyro_princess]

That's a good attitude to have.

[legday]

I'm all about attitude!

[ ... That's not really what that phrase means but-- ]

Okay! Bring on the books!

What can I do with orange peels?

[badkitten]

Rabbits should be able to eat them, right? Right?

[ceilingcat]

Thank you stranger. You're definitely helping make the world a better place.

[ceilingcat]

I'm not so sure about rabbits but candying them is rather easy.

[badkitten]

Candying...? You can make candy out of orange peels? That sounds amazing!

[taiger]

You eat a lot and play basketball.

[What? It worked for him! He's giant now.]

[taiger]

You... keep the lights on?

[Obviously.]