[He grins and pushes at her head good-naturedly. Totally his favorite not-sure-how-we're-related relative.]

It'll take a day or two to get your new card in, so let me call dinner in. And I won't get it from Maine so it'll get here faster.

[He dials a number, then holds the phone away from his ear a second while it rings.]

Mind if I get a bag of Doritos to go with it?