[ Roxy straightens her curls and laughs- at least until she realize this might not be a joke. Fuck, what does Dirk eat anyway, kids can survive on a steady diet of Doritos and orange soda alone.

Uh.. right? ]

No, like real lobsters? The living ones, you toss them in water and they scream while they boil? C'mon, you know what lobster is.