baitings ([personal profile] baitings) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-11-21 01:43 pm

Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme

The Personal Hygiene Shipping Meme


Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get the chance.
  12. Unique: If you're not human, you probably have your own proceeders you have to do to keep all spiffied up. There are wings with stray feathers to pluck, horns on heads to polish, scales to shave down, all sorts of tasks! Introduce your ignorant (and most likely human) boyfriend or girlfriend to your world...and your pain.
  13. Accommodations: Those with disabilities or prosthetics may also have their own routines, and anyone who wants to be with them should learn how to pitch in.
  14. Sponge Bath: You don't have enough water to do this right or you just want to give them a nice rub and scrub with a gentle sponge or wash cloth.
  15. Wound Care: In order for wounds to heal, proper care must be taken. Bandages have to be changed and cuts cleaned out. It's certainly easier when you don't have to do it all by yourself.
  16. Together: You're both cleaning up, taking a bath, splish splash, in the same tub because there's no where else to go. This is the most likely smut option, even if, again, it starts off "platonic."
  17. Clothing: Don't forget that clean clothes are an important part of personal hygiene. Always make sure your partner has a nice, fresh outfit, even if it's to your taste and not theirs.
  18. I've Made a Terrible Mistake: Somehow, everything's now shit. This little experiment went haywire and you may be sporting anything from the worst hairdo of your life to a Columbian necktie.
  19. FREE SPACE
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johanna mason ✘ the hunger games

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[ canonmates/previous cr only, please. no smut. ]
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Levi | Attack on Titan

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[ Canon mates 18+ only for smut, please and thank! ]
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[ooc; BROKE N LAUG HTER someone come dump a bucket on Hector, oh my God.]
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Ellen glares. She crosses her arms and really, really considers reaching for the gun.

"You smell." She points out, not for the first time. She picks up the bucket. "You can get in the damned shower, or you can get scrubbed by me." Ellen is through with playing. She's tired of him coming in and stinking up her bar. "I don't care which one."

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[ooc: Prefs?]
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in yo FACE.

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[ it's not that gretel can't shave her legs. she can and usually does, but the end result tends to end up looking like she got a fight with a cat. it's weird how her dexterity is flawless when it comes to things like knives and cleaning guns, but fumbles when it comes to a razor on her own skin. maybe it's the slickness, maybe the cream throws her off, all she knows it that it sucks. which is why, whenever the opportunity presents itself, she has hansel do it for her. she doesn't remember how this idea came about exactly, but she remembers him making the offer like it was nothing. like of course he'd help her with this.

but even then she remembers thinking that other people shouldn't know about it.

they're alone now, in her dorm room with a bowl of warm water and a can of cream. she's in a tank top and shorts, seated cross-legged on her bed and searching through her shower caddy for a decent razor. ]


You didn't bring any of yours with you, did you?
Edited 2014-11-22 00:13 (UTC)
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[ooc: 63!Bucky okay?]
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[open to anything! Storm can always use a hand in helping to maintain her mohawk, but she's handy with a straight razor too.]
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bath time for u

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She's not sure what possessed her to volunteer for this. Part of the motivation stems from Johanna's constant visits to her room while they both recover. She welcomes the company, but the smell? Well. That's something she hopes to fix with this trip to the other woman's room. A light knock on the door and she's opening it to step inside. It's more warning than Johanna's ever given her.

This feels too familiar. It seems like ages ago when she was shuffling Prim along in the evenings to get her ready for bed. It's time to wash your tail, little duck. Her sister's young, sweet voice raised in mild protest still rings in her ears. It's a life away now and she keeps her face steady as she watches Johanna from the doorway.

"You need to wash up."

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