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bakerstreet2014-11-16 01:25 am
otakukin) wrote in bakerstreet2014-11-16 01:25 am
clothing swap
 so you're wearing somebody else's clothes. 1. Stolen clothing. Look, that's clearly my sweater. Look at how much extra sleeve there is when you wear it, there's no way it's yours! So just give it back, alright? 2. Awkward mix-ups. So you were scrambling to leave in the morning and accidentally put on your partner's clothes instead of yours without noticing — but other people might notice what you've overlooked. Hopefully your partner's not the easily embarrassed type! 3. Winter is the time for sharing. You're sharing gloves, mittens, or a scarf with somebody else. Or maybe you've graciously given up your coat to somebody else. 4. Couples clothing. You and your partner are wearing matching outfits. It's probably sickeningly cute... unless you're both looking tragically unstylish. 5. Laundromat shenanigans. What? This basket doesn't have any of your stuff in it... oh shoot, you were drier 20, not drier 21, weren't you? Oops, better hope that the other person understands as you try to explain why you have all their stuff... 6. Boyfriend shirts. You just like wearing your partner's stuff because it's like wearing a reminder of them all day long — although you might not admit something that sappy to their face. Plus, this flannel shirt is so much comfier than a normal flannel somehow. 7. Provocation. There's pretty much no reason to be walking around in just your partner's underwear unless you're trying to get a reaction. 8. Roommates/partners doing the laundry. Are those your socks or mine? Wait, I think that shirt's mine, not yours... Maybe we should just give up on separating our laundry. 9. It's makeover time. You're doing them a favor, they clearly can't handle dressing themselves. Nothing in their closet will do, so you'll have to lend them your own clothes. Or maybe you're taking this opportunity to dress them in something more embarrassing? 10. So you lost this bet... and now you have to literally share a shirt. As in, both of you are wearing it at the same time. Don't forget to take a picture for proof! 11. Anything else! Let your imagination run wild. |
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