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{ what whiskey cannot cure, there is no cure for }

A well-worn, unglamorous bar, often serving a cheap, simple selection of drinks to a regular clientele. The term can describe anything from a comfortable-but-basic neighborhood pub to the nastiest swill-slinging hole.

"Man, that place is such a dive bar... Don't go in unless you plan to burn your clothes afterwards."

life sucks, off to the DIVE BAR

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01) BARFLY Is that your fourth or fifth drink? Nice.
02) BOOTH In your own mind, you probably think you're pulling an Aragorn.
03) TOILETS Place stinks of piss but it's the most private room around.
04) BACKYARD Where the smokers usually huddle together. The proverbial kitchen of the party.
05) STREET The lamplight is broken and it's fucking freezing. And 3AM. Why aren't you inside?