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pancaked ([personal profile] pancaked) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-10-28 11:37 pm

sexting



the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




oversight: by; emmyxogast (lj) ([+] eye crinkles)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
As number one or number two? Unless, of course, you'd rather just surprise me.
agtcarter: (5cYuPDr)

[personal profile] agtcarter 2014-12-01 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A hint? All right.

I'm kneeling in front of you, my hands resting at your belt. I unbuckle it slowly and you can hear the sound of leather brushing along cotton as it pull it out of the loops, letting it fall to the floor. The next thing I do is tug your trousers down until they're around your knees, I don't let them go any further. My fingers hook into the waistband of your boxers and then I pull them down until I see what I want...

...Is that a good enough hint?
puuru: (pic#6965212)

[personal profile] puuru 2014-12-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, I know... You've always been sensitive.

[ There's something almost tender in Haru's voice then, as he tries to calm Makoto down, gets himself under control and tries to focus. He's not disappointed, far from it, and he needs to make that clear. If this is something they both want, then they can figure it out together. ]

I'm right here, so don't forget that.

[ This isn't at all how this is supposed to work, but Haru's never been one for conformity; they'll find their own way of doing this. ]
gunflower: (pic#5691052)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-12-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I will kill you and fuck the body if you send me anything as inane as that ever again, are we clear?
sixfeet: (pic#7276404)

[personal profile] sixfeet 2014-12-01 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Relief starts to settle in once Haru's calming voice pierces through Makoto's panic and embarrassment. After a while, he's able to bring his voice down to a less squeaky and more even tone.]

I --

[He huffs a little and smiles.]

Thank you, Haru. Sorry for making you have to do this...

[Makoto licks his lips, balances the phone between his cheek and his shoulder, and gets more comfortable on his bed.]

...but I want to -- I think we should give it another go?
puuru: (pic#8256116)

[personal profile] puuru 2014-12-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ That makes him smile a little, knowing that he's starting to calm down, and now he's thinking about what a cute boyfriend he has and how lucky he is to have him and a collection of other sappy thoughts that don't fit this situation at all.

He sighs, sits up in bed and thinks over his words a little.
]

If you think you can do it, I'll support you.

[ And that's all he needs to say; if Makoto wants this, then Haru will do his best for him, encourage him and guide him along as best he can. ]

... It'll be easier now you don't have to type, right?

[ He may have had some. Ulterior motives for calling. Maybe. ]
embellishing: (amused | snarky)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-12-02 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well darling I'm nothing if not accommodating, but you prefer being number one don't you?
oversight: ([±] feelin' bookish)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It does tend to give me an advantage. But I am ~flexible~ so...
oversight: (Default)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-02 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has to admire her lack of subtlety because that's certainly more than just a hint. ]

If you get any better at hinting, I might actually have some trouble working.

Now all I can think about is your mouth on me.
sixfeet: (pic#8288582)

[personal profile] sixfeet 2014-12-02 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe. Right. Makoto may have been flustered and worrisome but he's not that oblivious to the tenderness in Haru's voice and, of course, the fact that he willingly called him while they were in the middle of sexting each other. Still, Makoto appreciates it, far more than he could show at this point. He smiles a little, to himself.]

Mm. Yeah. Much easier...

[A moment passes, during which he debates even mentioning anything, before he murmurs--]

I was going to do it, you know. Right before you called...

[It's quiet in the room; Haru could probably hear a pin drop in there if he tries. That is, until Makoto holds up the toy from where he'd dropped it beneath the covers, allowing the sound of the buzz to pass through the receiver.]

I, ah -- I can try again, if you want...
agtcarter: (half-smile)

[personal profile] agtcarter 2014-12-02 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Don't stop thinking about it, John.

Take a break and go somewhere quiet, where you won't be interrupted. When you do, I'll continue.
shipwrecking: ((shou) [ meat shield)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-12-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
but it's cute
like me
:)?





yeah we're clear i'm sorry please dont kill me
gunflower: (pic#5691051)

[personal profile] gunflower 2014-12-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kill her and fuck the body? Maybe that was a BIT harsh. It had been a joke, honestly, but it looks like Murasa wound up scared instead. Even if she was probably doing her infuriating nervous smile instead of cowering like Yuuka would prefer, it still wasn't the right kind of smile.

Sigh. The life of high brow sadist humour is a lonely one sometimes.

All that means is that Yuuka is set to show a rare, rare, rare form of kindness... meaning she puts in a minimal amount of effort to look alluring before sending Murasa a message. It's blank, surprisingly, save for one attachment.

1.jpg

Murasa best choose her reply carefully, it should go without saying. ]
puuru: (pic#7451448)

[personal profile] puuru 2014-12-02 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The noise of the vibrator practically echoes through his mind, makes Haru shiver with the thought of Makoto trying it on himself, the sounds he must have made before he realised it was too much for him, part of that same nervousness Haru can hear in his voice even now.

Haru swallows, puts the thought and just how much it excites him out of mind for a moment.
]

... Is that so.

[ But if he has a sadistic streak, then it's at least partially Makoto's fault for indulging him so much, probably his own for bringing out something in Makoto too, not that he's about to complain; a few years ago Haru couldn't even imagine holding hands, and now look at them. ]

But it's not just about what I want, right?

[ He's calm, somehow - even now, Haru's the best at keeping his feelings in check, even when there's something in him screaming just how badly he wants to hear Makoto try this again. ]

Tell me how much you want this, Makoto.
embellishing: (innocent)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-12-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
You can't say that and not give me a proper demonstration. How about pictures instead of drawings?
shipwrecking: (oh)

[personal profile] shipwrecking 2014-12-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[awwyiss. awwyiss aww y i s s . is she saving the photo? well obviously...!]

thank you mistress
you're too kind to me...!


[wait no. that seems incomplete. Yuukakaka doesn't do things out of the kindness of her pure warm heart, there's gotta be a catch.]

i'll do anything you want me to do?

[without stupid irrelevant animal pics this time!!]
oversight: by: heretics (dw) ([+] tongue in cheek)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I only perform live.
embellishing: (listening | amused)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-12-03 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pictures fail to do you justice or are you worried I might share?
oversight: by; emmyxogast (lj) ([+] eye crinkles)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.
embellishing: (neutral | wounded)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-12-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
The first reason is understandable but the second one is insulting. You should know I'm a man who can keep secrets.
oversight: ([±] stayin' hydrated)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh gosh, Peggy, his job doesn't quite work that way. Thankfully, he's almost always due a break or a lunch or whatever restful moment he's been neglecting.

When he finds such a quiet place, he texts her back a very short while later.
]

I took that as an order, I hope you know. And I'd much rather be doing this is person...

[ He's not complaining, honest. Just bemoaning the fact that distance separates them at all. ]
oversight: ([±] takin' out the trash)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see you sending nude selfies to me. Why should I have to take all the risks here?
embellishing: (cackling)

2/2

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-12-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Before you ask yes the mustache was necessary.
oversight: (pic#)

[personal profile] oversight 2014-12-03 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's a cute dog. I like your curtains. Is the couch the same color as the carpet? What mustache?