pancaked: (Default)
pancaked ([personal profile] pancaked) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-10-28 11:37 pm

sexting



the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




torsion: (doot.)

[personal profile] torsion 2014-11-01 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and do you need me to help you with anything?
I can't promise I'll always be available but I can try to text you back if you need to know something specific.
iforibuki: (pic#8468094)

[personal profile] iforibuki 2014-11-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
woah you really know how to get a girls motor running!

wanna get a good look at ibukis legs? pictures are a big part of the sexting experience! like the dude who does backup vocals for one word!
ultimauniform: (My Family Says Ryuko has Great Boobs~!)

[personal profile] ultimauniform 2014-11-01 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to be jealous! There's enough room for us both.

(Sudden gasp before photo of Mako covered by her blanket and two bowls of ice cream is sent.)

See? More than enough room for us! So...what are you wearing?
depqt: (pic#8326438)

[personal profile] depqt 2014-11-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got a group of teenagers helping me but they've had enough on their plates.

If I can survive being in a car set on fire, I think I can handle your cold.
refuels: (pic#)

[personal profile] refuels 2014-11-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaneki hasn't moved -- he's still leaning back, casually, on a single chair in the center of the room, hand still wrapped carelessly around his erection. A long time ago, maybe something like this would have been too much for him to consider imagining. Now, he's able to meet Petre's minute smile with a raised brow, like this is nothing more than a casual conversation.]

You didn't waste any time, Petre-san. [It's not surprised, or appreciative, or even disappointed. Just a statement, and the way he says nothing more, an invite to enter further.]
dendrites: (CAREFULLY)

[personal profile] dendrites 2014-11-02 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good because I wouldn't want to hurt you. I would ... like to be able to touch.
broil: (248)

[personal profile] broil 2014-11-02 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
If that's what you want.
broil: (208)

[personal profile] broil 2014-11-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I rarely do.

[Maybe not when business calls, but it's a different matter entirely when it comes to pleasure. More punctual and ready than exactly eager, because that last thing he'll ever be is desperate. That's usually the role his partners play.

Lazily he moves closer until he's standing right in front of the other man. Then he leans over, both hands settled on Kaneki's thighs, face dangerously close to his.]


So what ever caused this mess?
embellishing: (innocent)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-11-02 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I slipped and fell onto it? I bet Saito that you were impotent? I thought it might be someone else's and had to investigate with my mouth?

[What other reasons would there be?]
embellishing: (innocent)

[personal profile] embellishing 2014-11-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Have I ever insulted you to your face? And a text novella is exactly what I'm asking for.
howlikeyouthis: (thy fair beauty to behold)

[personal profile] howlikeyouthis 2014-11-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
He kissed the top of her breast while letting his right hand move down to her waist and then up under the shirt. Just like a teenager who aimed for the 'second base'.

"I missed you," he admitted now. "You feel so good." His hips pinned Anne to the wall.
depqt: (pic#8292948)

[personal profile] depqt 2014-11-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
And I'd like to be touched by you no matter what the risks are.

And touch you back obviously. Out of that dress, as beautiful as you are in it.
sixfeet: (pic#6517655)

happily drowns

[personal profile] sixfeet 2014-11-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
harukjdgnnnnnnn

[Haru's right: he's having dinner. Delicious green curry with rice and vegetables. Ren and Ran are across from him. His own dad's less than five feet away.

Sure, it's just a gif of water, but knowing Haru, and their history with water gifs and texting, the implications are profound. The text itself only adds to the pile.]


we're eating dinner





did Nagisa tell you to say that?!?
literallyknowsnothing: ([oh?])

[personal profile] literallyknowsnothing 2014-11-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Then you deserved to get the part. I'm certain you'll do wonderfully and end up starring in the next play they produce. As long as you want to.

[The whole time he's speaking, his hand is still sliding up her thigh, fingers brushing along the soft, sensitive skin. The smile on his face broadens a moment later when he feels the lack of fabric where there'd normally be some.]

You really didn't wear any panties. Should I bother to check for the bra?

[personal profile] siegel 2014-11-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Strange not being partners with you too.
If that's something I can whine about.

[personal profile] siegel 2014-11-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nah we should be fine.
Think we just forgot to let our cc company know we're abroad.

[personal profile] siegel 2014-11-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Teach me a couple things when I call.
Like 'where's the bathroom' or 'I'm fine'.
Whatever you think I need to know.
dendrites: (BASHFULLY)

[personal profile] dendrites 2014-11-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like that.

Would you like to take it off me yourself?
onthepoint: (unsure)

1/2

[personal profile] onthepoint 2014-11-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
For tablecloths or underwear?
onthepoint: (Default)

2/2

[personal profile] onthepoint 2014-11-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Silk.
onthepoint: (unsure)

[personal profile] onthepoint 2014-11-02 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I don't know why I asked. Next time I won't question oral sex.
happyfalcon: (Sweet words in the dark)

[personal profile] happyfalcon 2014-11-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
She smiled and gave a pleased little hum, the fingers of one hand moving approvingly through his hair while the fingers of the other hand reached up to the wall behind her. Anne's body arched at his touch, craving more, like always.

"God, I missed you too..." She sighed. "So much...so much..."
superagent: (pic#7737949)

[personal profile] superagent 2014-11-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to know, but I have a bad feeling you'll tell me anyway.
goninjagoninjago: (U know he really doesn't get it anyway)

[personal profile] goninjagoninjago 2014-11-02 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh man, she was going to be so like putty in his hands. A tantalizing glimpse of what awaited her once she got home, some of his fine rhyme and them generally being the very best of very best couples- and there! Her darling response~!

Except that was not a darling response. Or, for that matter, his darling. And five seconds later.]


holy shit so sorry i didnt mean to send here
i was going for
[A telephone number that is frighteningly close to hers, except for a single number off] i swear
Edited 2014-11-02 03:35 (UTC)
mspoots: (The only thing I know is awkward silence)

[personal profile] mspoots 2014-11-02 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
If you think of anything special, you'll have to let me know what it is.

Or surprise me.