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bakerstreet2014-10-28 11:37 pm
pancaked) wrote in bakerstreet2014-10-28 11:37 pm
sexting
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Hey, you were the one assuming I needed the censorship! Clearly you are so mature and ready for such information! And look, we are not talking about how boys are better than girls here. All I am saying is that you will have no idea how to please your girlfriend through text when the time comes because I will withhold all of my gracious schooling because you won't help me now! Do you really want that, Dipper?
Do you want to be in the middle of a really hot sexting session with a girl and be all, "durr what do you call that thingy and what am I supposed to do with it???" Trust me, that is soooooo less sexy than adorable will ever be.
Do you want to be in the middle of a really hot sexting session with a girl and be all, "durr what do you call that thingy and what am I supposed to do with it???" Trust me, that is soooooo less sexy than adorable will ever be.
I don't need your help with something like this, I'm perfectly capable of satisfying my girlfriend via text by myself! And besides, I'd rather do something in person than over texts anyway, because it's more meaningful that way and I don't understand how someone can even get aroused by reading "uh I take off ur shirt and rub ur bare chest".
So you're saying that if the girl you've got a huge crush on were to send you a text that said something like, "Imagine me unbuttoning your jeans and sloowly unzipping your fly, and then slipping my hand down the front of your pants to touch your penis," you wouldn't get just a little horny?
Because I bet you would.
Also I bet even in person you'd still need my help. :P
Because I bet you would.
Also I bet even in person you'd still need my help. :P
Only clearing up something. I don't owe you.
[It takes a few minutes for him to reply, while he tries to think of a good comeback..]
No, that wouldn't make me horny and shut up! I've dated before, and I've done some pretty risky stuff with past girlfriends, okay? So I wouldn't need your help in person, either!
No, that wouldn't make me horny and shut up! I've dated before, and I've done some pretty risky stuff with past girlfriends, okay? So I wouldn't need your help in person, either!
I would come to you this very moment if you asked.
[ That's not fair either, what is she even supposed to say to that face. ]
I t-told you! I'm at the library! I'm not going to do something like that here!
[ She couldn't even believe Nico would ask her to do something like that. She was really out of control... ]
Besides! You sent those to me unsolicited! And you have Hanayo and Rin there!
I t-told you! I'm at the library! I'm not going to do something like that here!
[ She couldn't even believe Nico would ask her to do something like that. She was really out of control... ]
Besides! You sent those to me unsolicited! And you have Hanayo and Rin there!
More pictures? I'm in. Can try yoga if it's like Twister.
You clearly enjoy distracting me and I find it amusing. It's a change.
I think you're lying! I think that would totally turn you on! I know you don't have much of an imagination, but you've got to have SOMETHING left upstairs to use! And risky is what, second base? I bet it's second base. You've reached second base, I'm so proud of you Dipper!
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